Subject: Sports » Auto racing

Nobody remembers the guy who finished second but the guy who finished second.

American auto racer

This is lap 54; after that, it’s 55, 56, 57, 58.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator

Colin had a hard on in practice earlier, and I bet he wished he had a hard on now.

motor racing commentator

Schumacher has made his final stop three times.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator

You win some, you lose some, you wreck some.

American auto racer

Never think of your car as a cold machine, but as a hot-blooded horse.

Argentinian auto racer

Aerodynamics are for people who can’t build engines.

Italian motor racing driver & entrepreneur

It’s basically the same, just darker.

stock car racer

My first priority is to finish above rather than beneath the ground.

American auto racer

I imagine the conditions in those cars today are totally unimaginable.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator

You have to wonder what kind of chemical reactions were taking place inside Walker’s head when he said these things.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator

He can’t decide whether to have his visor half open or half closed.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator

I feel safer on a racetrack than I do on Houston's freeways.

American auto racer

And now Jacques Laffitte is as close to Surer as Surer is to Laffitte.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator

The new asphalt is like putting a tuxedo on a rattlesnake.

American auto racer

Gentlemen, start your coffins.

(1919 – 1998) American sportswriter

I'm going to have minor brain surgery.

American auto racer

You drive the car, you don't carry it.

American woman auto racer

I had to go off the circuit twice to avoid him. I don't know what Rene Arnoux is doing in Formula One racing. He should be on the beach.

Belgian auto racer

Calling upon my years of experience, I froze at the controls.

(1929 – ) English race car driver

Moonshiners put more time, energy, thought, and love into their cars than any racer ever will. Lose on the track, and you go home. Lose with a load of whiskey, and you go to jail.

American auto racer

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