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You get more than one of them things and you call them Loti.

American auto racer
Auto racing Sports

Brundle is driving an absolutely pluperfect race.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

Colin had a hard on in practice earlier, and I bet he wished he had a hard on now.

motor racing commentator
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I wonder if Watson is in the relaxed state of mind he's in.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
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When I raced a car last it was at a time when sex was safe and racing was dangerous. Now, it’s the other way round.

German auto racer
Auto racing Sports

I had to go off the circuit twice to avoid him. I don't know what Rene Arnoux is doing in Formula One racing. He should be on the beach.

Belgian auto racer
Auto racing Sports

You can tell that you’re in trouble when you feel the air on the back of your neck instead of in your face.

American auto racer
Auto racing Sports

I never lost my job while I was leading a race.

American auto racer
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And there’s the man in the green flag!

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

The faster he goes, the quicker he’ll get to the pits; the slower he goes, the longer it will take.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
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After the third flip, I lost control…

American auto racer
Auto racing Sports

Mansell handles corners better than Maradona.

Auto racing Signs Sports

You can't see a digital clock because there isn't one.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
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Nelson Piquet looks like a jockey being strapped into his car. Alan Jones looks like a commando on his way to Vietnam.

British auto racer & executive
Auto racing Sports

If a man can f**k and drive race cars… man… I mean, what else-is there?

American auto racer
Auto racing Sex Sports

A sad ending, albeit a happy one, here at Montreal for today’s Grand Prix.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

Alesi is in second place, and Hill is in second place.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

It sure didn't make me the million dollars people said it would, but it sure made my ex-wife happy.

American auto racer
Auto racing Sports

With ten [laps]to go, I didn't have a code of ethics.

American auto racer
Auto racing Sports

He can’t decide whether to have his visor half open or half closed.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
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I could stand up in the seat and not hit my head.

American auto racer
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