Subject: Sports » Baseball

The only thing that matters is what happens on the little hump out in the middle of the field.

(1930 – 2013) American baseball manager

When you’re walking to the bank with that World Series check every November, you don’t want to leave. There were no Yankees saying, “play me or trade me.”

(1922 – 2007) American baseball player & manager

The sun has been there for 500, 600 years.

American baseball player

Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

A manager's job is simple. For one hundred sixty-two games you try not to screw up all that smart stuff your organization did last December.

(1930 – 2013) American baseball manager

Sure, it's nice to win; but there's only one thing that's important to me and that's the money we're going to get, win or lose.

professional baseball player

It was strange. The only English words I saw were Sony and Mitsubishi.

American baseball player

I'm not the manager because I'm always right, but I'm always right because I'm the manager.

(1925 – 2005) American baseball player & manager

Any umpire who claims he has never missed a play is… well, an umpire.

(1937 – 1995) American Major League Baseball umpire

A stadium with the lights out.

American baseball pitcher

Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose 'em I never knew existed before.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

It couldn't have happened to a greater guy… well, yes, it could have happened to me.

Los Angeles Dodgers’ manager

It ain't nuthin' until I call it.

American baseball umpire

Spring training should last one day. We'd have the team golf outing and head north.

professional baseball player

Allen S. Sothoron pitched his initials off yesterday.

(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist

The way he’s swinging the bat, he won’t get a hit until the 20th century.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

It’s got lots of installation.

professional baseball player

We (the Mets) are a much improved ball club, now we lose in extra innings!

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

I set records that will never be equaled; in fact, I hope 90% of them don’t even get printed.

(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor

Umpire's heaven is a place where he works third base every game; home is where the heartache is.

(1937 – 1995) American Major League Baseball umpire

I believe in rules… sure I do; if there weren’t any rules, how could you break them?

(1906 – 1991) American baseball player, coach & manager













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