Subject: Sports » Baseball

I don’t like dogs… keep getting mustard on my catcher’s mitt.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

Sooner or later, the lame, the halt, and the blind all seek refuge with us.

(1914 – 1986) American baseball team owner & promoter

The only thing that matters is what happens on the little hump out in the middle of the field.

(1930 – 2013) American baseball manager

Ozzie makes a leaping, diving stop, shovels to Fernando and everybody drops everything.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Sure, it's nice to win; but there's only one thing that's important to me and that's the money we're going to get, win or lose.

professional baseball player

Harmon Killebrew has enough power to hit home runs in any park – including Yellowstone.

American professional baseball player, manager & executive

We know we’re better than this, but we can’t prove it.

American baseball player

I don’t mean he missed him, but he just didn’t get him when he put the tag on him.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

The only reason we’re 7-0 is because we’ve won all seven of our games.

Baseball team manager

The two most important things in life are good friends and a strong bullpen.

professional baseball player & manager

There’s someone warming up in the bullpen, but he’s obscured by his number.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

I'd have a better chance of catching flies with chopsticks.

baseball player

There is someone warming up in the Giants’ bullpen, but he’s obscured by his number.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Managing is getting paid for home runs someone else hits.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

It was gone before it got outta here; it was going that fast.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Houston has its largest crowd of the night here this evening.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Nolan Ryan is pitching much better now that he has his curve ball straightened out.

(1926 – 2016) American baseball player, announcer & television host

That’s Hendrick’s 19th home run; one more and he reaches double figures.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Reporter: Who do you think is the number one player of all time?

Logan: I’d have to go with the immoral Babe Ruth.

professional baseball player

Many people think the Cards at the end of the wire will cross the finish line first.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers and cheating on your income tax.

(1932 – 1997) newspaper columnist













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