Subject: Sports » Baseball (Page 4)

There are two theories on hitting the knuckleball; unfortunately, neither of them work.

professional baseball coach

There are three secrets to managing. The first secret is have patience. The second is be patient. And the third most important secret is patience.

baseball manager

Detroit fans don't know anything about baseball. They couldn't tell the difference between baseball players and Japanese aviators.

American baseball player, manager & scout

I told him I wasn’t tired; he told me, ‘No, but the outfielders sure are.’

professional baseball pitcher

Davis fouls out to third in fair territory.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

There is a thin line between genius and insanity, and in Larry's case it was sometimes so thin you could see him drifting back and forth.

(1906 – 1991) American baseball player, coach & manager

I knew when my career was over; in 1965 my baseball card came out with no picture.

(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor

I’m throwing as hard as I ever did, but the ball is just not getting there as fast.

(1908 – 1989) American baseball player

It was strange. The only English words I saw were Sony and Mitsubishi.

American baseball player

Sure, it's nice to win; but there's only one thing that's important to me and that's the money we're going to get, win or lose.

professional baseball player

Singles hitters drive Fords, home run hitters drive Cadillacs.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

I need her like Custer needed Indians.

professional baseball player

When you say you're a padre, people ask when did you become a parent. When you say you're a cardinal, they tell you to work hard because the next step is pope. But when you say you're a Dodger, everybody knows you're in the Major Leagues.

Los Angeles Dodgers’ manager

Reporter: Is it true that you’d throw at your own mother.
Gomez: You’re damn right I would, she’s a good hitter.

(1908 – 1989) American baseball player

A good ball club.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

I don’t mean he missed him, but he just didn’t get him when he put the tag on him.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Well, that was a cliff-dweller.

professional baseball manager

All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, ‘See, there’s a fat guy doing okay. Bring me another beer.’

American baseball player

More than anyone else, he's (Hank Aaron) made me wish I wasn't a manager.

American baseball manager

When you’re older than the manager and the general manger, that’s not a good sign.

American baseball player

If you know how to cheat, start now

(1930 – 2013) American baseball manager