Subject: Sports » Boxing (Page 13)

Why should I feel sorry for Ali? He got two and a half-million dollars for being beaten up. Most of us in this city have to pay for the privilege.

George Foreman can knock down an oak tree, but oak trees don't move.

American boxing trainer

My three best punches were the choke hold, the rabbit punch and the head butt.

American boxer

Mike's like a Gershwin or Beethoven. You go for the quality of the performance, not the longevity of it.

(1931 – ) American boxing promoter

He can run, but he can't hide.

(1914 – 1981) American boxing champion

Let the other guy have whatever he wants before the fight. Once the bell rings he's gonna be disappointed anyway.

(1949 – ) American boxing champion

Muhammad Ali is Muhammad Ali and compared to him all other men are earthlings.

American boxing trainer

Mexicans are always tough with lots of heart; Koreans raw and gritty; the poor British tend to stand up straight and take it on the chops, bleeding almost before the opening bell.

Canadian sportswriter

Standing across the ring from Joe Louis and knowing he wants to go home early.

(1909–1959) American boxing champion

Years ago we had the Raging Bull, Jake LaMotta. Today, we've got the Raging Bullshit, Bruce Strauss.

boxing matchmaker

If I survived the Marines, I can survive Ali.

American boxer

I can take it but I can't dish it out.

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

George 'Babe' Ruth and Old Jack Dempsey, both Sultans of Swat.
One hits where the other people are, the other where they're not.

Scottish snooker player

Marvelous oriental pace he's got, just like a Buddhist statue.

British sports commentator

He’s the man of the hour at this particular moment.

(1931 – ) American boxing promoter

Tyson fights like you stole something from him or said something nasty about his family.

boxing promoter