Subject: Sports » Golf (Page 19)

Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula… and it took a 7 to do that.

(1919 – 1998) American sportswriter

Congress

(1908 – 1973) 36th U.S. president

If he couldn't chip, he'd be selling cars in San Diego.

professional golfer & commentator

Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth; it is apt to unsettle and deteriorate the character.

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

Handicapped Golfer: The man playing his boss.

Columbus went around the world in 1492; that isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course.

(1942 – ) American professional golfer

The woods are full of long drivers.

American golf professional & coach

As if we don’t have enough violence on television.

(1925 – 2018) U.S. first lady, wife of George H. W. Bush

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.

(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator

Retire to what?… I'm a golfer and a fisherman; there's nothing to retire to.

professional golfer

Impossible Lie: In golf, a ball that is in a position that is both completely obstructed by an immovable object and continuously observed by an incorruptible player.

Golf is the only game in which a precise knowledge of the rules can earn one a reputation for bad sportsmanship.

Irish journalist & author

You can make a lot of money in this game; just ask my ex-wives; both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

(1942 – ) American professional golfer

Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday.

Water holes are sacrificial waters where you make a steady gift of your pride and high-priced balls.

(1916 – 2008) American professional golfer