Subject: Sports » Hockey

We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor.

professional hockey player
Hockey Sports

We have only one person to blame, and that’s each other.

professional hockey player
Activities Hockey Misspokements

When you have bacon and eggs for breakfast, the chicken makes a contribution, the pig makes a commitment.

(1925 – 1990) Canadian hockey player, coach & general manager
Hockey Sports

Goaltenders are three sandwiches shy of a picnic. From the moment primitive man lurched erect, he survived on the principle that when something hard and potentially lethal comes toward you at great velocity, get the hell out of it's path.

Canadian hockey player
Hockey Sports

Street hockey is great for kids. It’s energetic, competitive, and skillful… and best of all it keeps them off the street.

Canadian hockey player
Hockey Misspokements Sports

Hockey is a game played by six good players and a home team.

Hockey Murphy’s Laws Sports

I knew I was in trouble when I heard snap, crackle, and pop, and I wasn't having a bowl of cereal.

Canadian hockey player
Hockey Sports

It must be the body. It’s chiseled out of marshmallows.

American hockey player
Hockey Sports

I'd spend six months behind bars to have him on my team.

Canadian hockey player & broadcaster
Hockey Sports

Aren’t all coaches interim coaches?

Canadian ice hockey coach
Hockey Sports

We're looking forward to building the type of team the Rangers are able to buy.

Canadian hockey player, coach & general manager
Hockey Sports

I guess it's why you never say never. The only thing you can never do is ski through a revolving door.

hockey coach
Hockey Sports

Have another donut you fat pig!

Canadian hockey player & general manager
Hockey Sports

When he put out his arms to celebrate, [after scoring his second goal] the rest of us skated immediately to the bench and left him there all alone.

Canadian hockey player
Hockey Sports

He's the second-best goalie on the ice.

Canadian hockey coach
Hockey Sports

I was three-quarters down the list of guys I would be facing in my first game when I realized I was looking at our own roster.

Canadian hockey player
Hockey Sports

There have been more cheap shots in this game than a Mexican cantina during happy hour.

Canadian hockey announcer
Hockey Sports

I have nothing to say, and I’ll only say it once.

Hockey coach
Hockey Misspokements Sports

I’m really no different than anybody else; except that sometimes I get my name in the paper.

Canadian professional hockey player
Hockey People Self Sports

He's skating like he's 36 again.

Canadian hockey player
Age Hockey Sports

My teeth weren't that good to begin with, so hopefully I can get some better ones.

Canadian hockey player
Hockey Sports