Subject: Sports » Hockey

He’s easy to do. Sit on the bench. Play about 10 minutes a game.

Czech hockey player

I always tell Bobby he was up in the air for so long that I had time to shower and change before he hit the ice.

Canadian hockey player

I will personally challenge anyone who wants to get rid of fighting to a fight.

American-Canadian hockey executive

We know he is a one-dimensional player, but it’s the dimension we don’t have.

Canadian sports broadcaster

All of a sudden he’s hurt and I’ve got to get the popcorn out of my teeth.

American hockey player

Some guys play hockey… Gretzky plays 40 mph chess.

American sportswriter

It was like skating inside a pop can.

Canadian hockey player

We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor.

professional hockey player

I'd spend six months behind bars to have him on my team.

Canadian hockey player & broadcaster

One road trip we were stuck on the runway for seven hours. The plane kept driving and driving until we arrived at the rink and I realized we were on a bus.

Canadian hockey player

Yes, and I also like jumping out of tall buildings.

American hockey goaltender

Frankly, that’s tantamount to the head of the White Star line saying the company’s next voyage will be considered a success if it fares better than the Titanic.

Canadian hockey player

Better teams win more often than the teams that are not so good.

professional hockey coach

We get nose jobs all the time in the NHL, and we don't even have to go to the hospital. 

Canadian hockey player

Call them pros, call them mercenaries – but in fact they are just grown-up kids who have learned on the frozen creek or flooded corner lot that hockey is the greatest thrill of all.

Canadian hockey player

Lunch is on me.

(1969 – ) Canadian ice hockey player & executive

If you keep your opposition on their ass, they don’t score goals.

(1925 – 1990) Canadian hockey player, coach & general manager

Every time I see you naked I feel bad for your wife.

Czech hockey player

Gretzky knows it time to retire now — he's finally slow enough to get hit by Luke Richardson.

American sportswriter

The place was cold, and I got the feeling that the fans would have enjoyed baseball more if it had been played with a hockey puck.

professional baseball player

If officials called every penalty they saw, there would be no players on the ice and no one in the rink.

professional hockey referee
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