Subject: Sports » Hockey

The remedy, right now, is two scotches and an aspirin, I think.

Boston Bruins general manager

Yes, the guy can score you 40 goals… what I don't want is him causing 60.

Canadian hockey player & broadcaster

For the Leafs, there are two kinds of games: those they lose because of the officiating and those they win despite the officiating.

Ottawa Mayor

It would have been worse if we hadn't blocked the kick after Toronto's second touchdown.

Canadian hockey player

The only difference between this and Custer's last stand was Custer didn't have to look at the tape afterwards.

Canadian hockey player & broadcaster

Frankly, that’s tantamount to the head of the White Star line saying the company’s next voyage will be considered a success if it fares better than the Titanic.

Canadian hockey player

There are certain things about my game I don't want to change, but I think it's about time that I realized I can't fight every battle. Three hundred minutes in penalties is way too many. Way too many.

Canadian hockey player

My wife made me a millionaire. Before she divorced me, I had three million.

professional hockey player

He's skating like he's 36 again.

Canadian hockey player

I guess it's why you never say never. The only thing you can never do is ski through a revolving door.

hockey coach

A puck is a hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they can’t hit one another. 

(1909 – 1973) American sports journalist

They say you're not a coach in the league till you've been fired. I must be getting pretty good.

Canadian hockey player & coach

He's the second-best goalie on the ice.

Canadian hockey coach

The kid looks good in his first game.

(1928 – ) Canadian professional ice hockey player

If I play badly I’ll pick a fight in the third, just to get into a fight. I’ll break a guy’s leg to win, I don’t care. Afterward I say, ‘Yeah, all right I played badly, but I won the fight so who gives a damn.'

Canadian hockey player

The place was cold, and I got the feeling that the fans would have enjoyed baseball more if it had been played with a hockey puck.

professional baseball player

If you play well and win you’re a heck of a leader; you don't win your an okay leader, and if you don't play well and you don't win your a lousy leader.

Canadian hockey player & executive

I don't order fries with my club sandwich.

Canadian hockey player

Have another donut you fat pig!

Canadian hockey player & general manager

Hockey is the only job I know where you get paid to have a nap on the day of the game.

(1958 – ) Canadian hockey player & announcer

I just tape four Tylenols to it.

Russian hockey player
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