Subject: Sports » Hockey (Page 3)

If you play well and win you’re a heck of a leader; you don't win your an okay leader, and if you don't play well and you don't win your a lousy leader.

Canadian hockey player & executive

Watching a shootout is like admitting you watch  Survivor or search the internet for porn.

(1969 – ) Canadian ice hockey player & executive

The place was cold, and I got the feeling that the fans would have enjoyed baseball more if it had been played with a hockey puck.

professional baseball player

To get my paycheck for two weeks, my family must work 200 years in Slovakia.

Slovak hockey player

Get used to this phrase: “How could both referees have missed that?”

Canadian sports writer & analyst

He's as old as some trees.

Canadian hockey player & coach

Here’s Hodge on the breakaway! He’s all by himself. He shoots. And Hodge missed the goal! He’ll be thinking about that one for a while! Just look at the expression on Hodge’s stick!

It's going to be nice to be embarrassed in practice instead of games.

Canadian hockey player

It's going to be good to be on his side for a change. I'll save a lot of energy since I don't have to concentrate on whacking him. I'm pretty excited about that.

Canadian hockey player

He shortened my career having to chase him around the ice all the time.

Canadian ice hockey player & coach

Every time I see you naked I feel bad for your wife.

Czech hockey player

I’m hoping for a bench clearing brawl during the warm up so I can go out and grab his stick.

Canadian hockey goaltender

Why is a puck called a puck? Because ‘dirty little bastard’ was taken.

Canadian hockey player

I'm glad it's him and not some other puke.

Canadian hockey player

Hockey would be a great game… if played in the mud.

(1909 – 1973) American sports journalist

This type of injury is very painful. Especially when it hurts.

Canadian hockey coach

I know my players don't like my practices, but that's OK, because I don't like their games.

Canadian hockey coach, general manager & commentator

If you keep your opposition on their ass, they don’t score goals.

(1925 – 1990) Canadian hockey player, coach & general manager

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns.

I told her they must be all sold out.

Canadian hockey player

A goal, an assist and a fight.

American ice hockey player