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Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports On suffering his fourth broken nose

Or the day I can legally start telling everyone I am sleeping with Anna Kournikova.

Sergei Fedorov

Russian hockey player

Hockey Sports When an interviewer noted it was Anna Kournikova's 18th birthday

How would you like it in your job if every time you made a small mistake, a red light went on over your desk and 15,000 people stood up and yelled at you?

Jacques Plante

professional hockey goalie

Hockey Sports

I think he knows all my tricks. Or the fact I don't have any tricks.

Brendan Shanahan

(1969 – ) Canadian ice hockey player & executive

Hockey Sports On trying to score against Maple Leafs goalie Curtis Joseph

I'm okay. Russian machine never breaks.

Alex Ovechkin

Russian hockey player

Hockey Sports

I knew I was in trouble when I heard snap, crackle, and pop, and I wasn't having a bowl of cereal.

Nick Kypreos

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports After suffering a spiral ankle fracture in a fight

Two people fighting is not violence in hockey. It might be in tennis or bowling, but it's not in hockey.

Gerry Cheevers

Canadian hockey goalie & coach

Fights Hockey Sports

I had all my own teeth and I wanted to keep it that way.

Tom Glavine

American baseball player

Hockey Sports On why he decided to play professional baseball rather than hockey

He brings something special. I don’t know what it is, but if you ask him, you couldn’t understand his answer.

Wayne Gretzky

(1961 – ) Canadian hockey player & owner

Hockey Sports On Finnish player Esa Tikkanen

Yes, the guy can score you 40 goals… what I don't want is him causing 60.

Terry Crisp

Canadian hockey player & broadcaster

Hockey Sports On rookie Alex Selivanov

Every time I see you naked I feel bad for your wife.

Jaromir Jagr

Czech hockey player

Appearance Body Hockey Sports To teammate Matthew Barnaby

Trade Steve Yzerman? That's like asking me if I want to trade my son Jason for the kid next door.

Jacques Demers

Canadian hockey coach & politician

Hockey Steve Yzerman

Bert's wallet is like an onion. Any time he opens it, he starts crying.

Brendan Morrison

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports On teammate Todd Bertuzzi

When he put out his arms to celebrate, [after scoring his second goal] the rest of us skated immediately to the bench and left him there all alone.

Dave Taylor

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports After teammate Marcel Dionne received death threats if he scored two goals in a game

A fast body-contact game played by men with clubs in their hands and knives laced to their feet. 

Paul Gallico

(1897 – 1976) American novelist, short story & sports writer

Hockey Sports

It must be the body. It’s chiseled out of marshmallows.

Tony Amonte

American hockey player

Hockey Sports On possessing the NHL’s second-longest active playing streak

Sean Avery is liked about as much as a rattlesnake at a picnic.

Unknown hockey commentator

Hockey Sports On Sean Avery

I don't order fries with my club sandwich.

Mario Lemieux

Canadian hockey player

Body Hockey Sports When asked what he did to stay in shape in the offseason

Four out of five dentists surveyed recommended playing hockey.

Unknown

Hockey Sports Dentists

It's going to be good to be on his side for a change. I'll save a lot of energy since I don't have to concentrate on whacking him. I'm pretty excited about that.

Doug Gilmour

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports

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Subject: Sports » Hockey (Page 5)

Hockey is a game played by six good players and a home team.

I was kind of hoping it would straighten it out.

Or the day I can legally start telling everyone I am sleeping with Anna Kournikova.

How would you like it in your job if every time you made a small mistake, a red light went on over your desk and 15,000 people stood up and yelled at you?

I think he knows all my tricks. Or the fact I don't have any tricks.

I'm okay. Russian machine never breaks.

I knew I was in trouble when I heard snap, crackle, and pop, and I wasn't having a bowl of cereal.

Two people fighting is not violence in hockey. It might be in tennis or bowling, but it's not in hockey.

I had all my own teeth and I wanted to keep it that way.

He brings something special. I don’t know what it is, but if you ask him, you couldn’t understand his answer.

Yes, the guy can score you 40 goals… what I don't want is him causing 60.

Every time I see you naked I feel bad for your wife.

Trade Steve Yzerman? That's like asking me if I want to trade my son Jason for the kid next door.

Bert's wallet is like an onion. Any time he opens it, he starts crying.

When he put out his arms to celebrate, [after scoring his second goal] the rest of us skated immediately to the bench and left him there all alone.

A fast body-contact game played by men with clubs in their hands and knives laced to their feet.

It must be the body. It’s chiseled out of marshmallows.

Sean Avery is liked about as much as a rattlesnake at a picnic.

I don't order fries with my club sandwich.

Four out of five dentists surveyed recommended playing hockey.

It's going to be good to be on his side for a change. I'll save a lot of energy since I don't have to concentrate on whacking him. I'm pretty excited about that.