Subject: Sports (Page 5)

We don’t need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do.

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality

The Royal Hong Kong Club caddies hit the nail on the head; their term for golf – "Hittee ball, say damn."

Last night's homer was Willie Stargell's 399th career home run, leaving him one shy of 500.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

I’ve won at every level, except college and pro.

American basketball player

Never in the ring of human conflict have so few taken so much from so many.

American boxer

I always thought the record would stand until it was broken.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

His potatoes kept getting cut eyes.

English boxing journalist & commentator

I throw the ball as hard as ever, but it just takes longer to get to the plate.

American baseball pitcher

Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist

Career highlights?… I had two; I got an intentional walk from Sandy Koufax and I got out of a rundown against the Mets.

(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor

Kid, don't be messing around with my money.

(1922 – 2007) American baseball player & manager

It's not very often you get to see the Lone Ranger and Toronto in the same night.

baseball manager

Golf is like love. One day you think you are too old and the next day you want to do it again.

Argentinian professional golfer

Some people say George Foreman is fit as a fiddle, but I think he looks more like a cello.

(1922 – ) boxing trainer & manager

He’s the man of the hour at this particular moment.

(1931 – ) American boxing promoter

The older you get the stronger the wind gets… and it's always in your face.

(1940 – ) professional golfer

I don’t think anywhere is there a symbiotic relationship between caddie and player like there is in golf.

professional golfer & commentator

Golf is an exercise in Scottish pointlessness for people who are no longer able to throw telephone poles at each other.

(1936 – ) novelist, essayist & columnist

I’m not dropping a bar of soap in the shower near [kicker] Garo Yepremian.

(1935 – 2012) American football player, sports announcer & actor

I imagine the conditions in those cars today are totally unimaginable.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator