Subject: Success

It is common sense to take a method and try it… if it fails, admit it frankly and try another; but above all, try something.

(1882 – 1945) 32nd U.S. president

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer

Elvis transcends his talent to the point of dispensing with it altogether.

(1945 – ) author, music journalist & cultural critic

The two leading recipes for success are building a better mousetrap and finding a bigger loophole.


I don't believe I'll ever get credit for anything I do in foreign affairs, no matter how successful it is, because I didn't go to Harvard.

(1908 – 1973) 36th U.S. president

If the probability of success is not almost one, then it is damn near zero.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

It’s a little like wrestling a gorilla; you don’t quit when you’re tired—you quit when the gorilla is tired.

(1913 – 1975) American actor

There is no deodorant like success.

(1932 – 2011) British-American actress

Today’s public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can’t read them either.

(1925 – 2012) author, playwright, essayist & screenwriter

An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance.

If you want a track team to win the high jump you find one person who can jump seven feet, not seven people who can jump one foot.

Behind every successful man, you’ll find a woman who has nothing to wear.

(1908 – 1997) American actor

If the experiment works, you must be using the wrong equipment.

My career must be slipping… this is the first time I’ve been available to pick up an award.

(1933 – ) English actor

The final test of fame is to have a crazy person imagine he is you.

(1926 – ) film director, screenwriter, composer, comedian, actor & producer

Brute force, clumsiness, ignorance, and superstition will always triumph over science, skill, knowledge, and logic.

Whenever a superstar is traded to your favorite team, he fades. Whenever your team trades away a useless no-name, he immediately rises to stardom.

No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats – approximately one billion Chinese couldn’t give a shit.

The degree of failure is in direct proportion to the effort expended and to the need for success.

Some have greatness thrust upon them, but not lately.

(1902 – 1963) Danish actor