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Subject:
Success
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Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
Maryon Elspeth Pearson
(1901 – 1989) wife of Lester Bowles Pearson, Canadian prime minister
Men
People
Success
Women
Surprise
Fame means absolutely nothing except a good table at a restaurant.
Eileen Atkins
(1934 – ) English actress & occasional screenwriter
Success
Celebrity
Fame
Never fret for an only son, the idea of failure will never occur to him.
George Bernard Shaw
(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
Failure
Problems
Success
Only sons
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
George Carlin
(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
Failure
Success
The usual drawback to success is that it annoys one’s friends so.
P.G. Wodehouse
(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist
Success
Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies.
Gore Vidal
(1925 – 2012) author, playwright, essayist & screenwriter
Friends
Success
I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don’t seem to know what real pain is; I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
Emo Phillips
(1956 – ) American comedian
Emotions
Men
Success
Women
Childbirth
Pain
Zippers
The success of any venture will be helped by prayer, even in the wrong denomination.
Anonymous
Beliefs
Murphy’s Laws
Success
Prayer
Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man.
George Bernard Shaw
(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
Intelligence
Success
The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky.
Solomon Short
David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author
Entertainment
Music
Success
Tchaikovsky
War of 1812
Winners
Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
Jim Backus
(1913 – 1989) American radio, television, film & voice actor
Marriage
Success
Wives
Successful people are the ones who think up things for the rest of the world to keep busy at.
Don Marquis
(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author
People
Success
World
It is common sense to take a method and try it… if it fails, admit it frankly and try another; but above all, try something.
Franklin D. Roosevelt
(1882 – 1945) 32nd U.S. president
Beliefs
Success
You can have it all; you just can’t have it all at once.
Oprah Winfrey
(1954 – ) American television host, actress, producer & philanthropist
Success
Have it all
The penalty of success is to be bored by the attentions of people who formerly snubbed you.
Mary Wilson Little
(1880 – ?) American author
Success
An actor’s success has the life expectancy of a small boy about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match.
Fred Allen
(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian
Acting
Entertainment
Success
Actors
She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
Mae West
(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Success
Women
Give me two years, and I'll make her an overnight star.
Harry Cohn
(1891 – 1958) American president of Columbia Pictures & producer
Success
Time
Celebrity
Overnight star
Authorization for a project will be granted only when none of the authorizers can be blamed if the project fails but when all of the authorizers can claim credit if it succeeds.
Roger’s Rule
Failure
Murphy’s Laws
Success
Approval
Blame
Credit
A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know.
H.L. Mencken
(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist
People
Success
Celebrity
All my life affection has been showered on me, and every forward step I have made has been taken in spite of it.
George Bernard Shaw
(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
People
Self
Success
Affection
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