Subject: Success (Page 10)

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

(1901 – 1989) wife of Lester Bowles Pearson, Canadian prime minister

Fame means absolutely nothing except a good table at a restaurant.

(1934 – ) English actress & occasional screenwriter

Never fret for an only son, the idea of failure will never occur to him.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

The usual drawback to success is that it annoys one’s friends so.

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies.

(1925 – 2012) author, playwright, essayist & screenwriter

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don’t seem to know what real pain is; I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.

(1956 – ) American comedian

The success of any venture will be helped by prayer, even in the wrong denomination.

Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist

The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky.

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.

(1913 – 1989) American radio, television, film & voice actor

Successful people are the ones who think up things for the rest of the world to keep busy at.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

It is common sense to take a method and try it… if it fails, admit it frankly and try another; but above all, try something.

(1882 – 1945) 32nd U.S. president

You can have it all; you just can’t have it all at once.

(1954 – ) American television host, actress, producer & philanthropist

The penalty of success is to be bored by the attentions of people who formerly snubbed you.

(1880 – ?) American author

An actor’s success has the life expectancy of a small boy about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match.

(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian

She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Give me two years, and I'll make her an overnight star.

(1891 – 1958) American president of Columbia Pictures & producer

Authorization for a project will be granted only when none of the authorizers can be blamed if the project fails but when all of the authorizers can claim credit if it succeeds.

A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

All my life affection has been showered on me, and every forward step I have made has been taken in spite of it.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist