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Success
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Success is the result of behavior that completely contradicts the usual expectations about the behavior of a successful person.
Paturi Principle
Murphy’s Laws
Success
Behavior
Old age is like everything else; to make a success of it, you've got to start young.
Theodore Roosevelt
(1858 – 1919) 26th U.S. president
Age
Old
Success
Young
Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Characteristics
Failure
Success
Enthusiasm
A best seller was a book which somehow sold well simply because it was selling well.
Daniel J. Boorstin
(1914 – ) historian
Books
Communication
Reading/Writing
Success
Best sellers
When you’re walking to the bank with that World Series check every November, you don’t want to leave. There were no Yankees saying, “play me or trade me.”
Hank Bauer
(1922 – 2007) American baseball player & manager
Baseball
Sports
Success
New York Yankees
First of all you've got to have talent, and then you've got to marry her like I did.
George Burns
(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
Characteristics
Success
Talent
Wife Gracie Allen
Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Friends
Old
People
Problems
Success
Sympathy
Fame changes a lot of things, but it can't change a light bulb.
Gilda Radner
(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress
Success
Fame
In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.
Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Communication
Language
Speech
Success
French
Paris
Understand
I have enemies I’ve never met – that’s fame.
Tallulah Bankhead
(1903 – 1968) movie actress
Success
Enemies
Fame
Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth; it is apt to unsettle and deteriorate the character.
P.G. Wodehouse
(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist
Age
Golf
Sports
Success
Wealth
Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel.
Frank Dane
(1902 – 1963) Danish actor
Communication
Speech
Success
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Fahnestock's Rule for Failure
Failure
Murphy’s Laws
Problems
Success
Evidence
You have to give Pete credit for what he's accomplished; he never went to college and the only book he ever read was
The Pete Rose Story.
Karolyn Rose
Ex-wife of Pete Rose
Baseball
Sports
Success
Accomplishments
Pete Rose
The two leading recipes for success are building a better mousetrap and finding a bigger loophole.
Edgar A. Shoaff
Success
Things
Loopholes
Mousetrap
I performed for the U.S. troops in Guantanamo Bay, and signed autographs for people who’ve been gone from America for so long they didn’t realize that I’m not famous.
Mike Birbiglia
(1978 – ) American comedian & writer
Success
Celebrity
Fame
Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.
Noel Coward
(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
Success
Snakes
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
Doug Larson
(1926 – ) newspaper columnist
Failure
Friends
Old
People
Success
Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.
Noel Coward
(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
Success
If you think you can, you’re right; and if you think you can’t, you’re right.
Mary Kay Ash
(1918 – 2001) American businesswoman & founder of Mary Kay Cosmetics
Success
Work
Achievement
It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.
Robert Benchley
(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist
Communication
Reading/Writing
Success
Celebrity
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