Subject: Success (Page 2)

Success is the result of behavior that completely contradicts the usual expectations about the behavior of a successful person.

Old age is like everything else; to make a success of it, you've got to start young.

(1858 – 1919) 26th U.S. president

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator

A best seller was a book which somehow sold well simply because it was selling well.

(1914 – ) historian

When you’re walking to the bank with that World Series check every November, you don’t want to leave. There were no Yankees saying, “play me or trade me.”

(1922 – 2007) American baseball player & manager

First of all you've got to have talent, and then you've got to marry her like I did.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Fame changes a lot of things, but it can't change a light bulb.

(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress

In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

I have enemies I’ve never met – that’s fame.

(1903 – 1968) movie actress

Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth; it is apt to unsettle and deteriorate the character.

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel.

(1902 – 1963) Danish actor

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

You have to give Pete credit for what he's accomplished; he never went to college and the only book he ever read was The Pete Rose Story.

Ex-wife of Pete Rose

The two leading recipes for success are building a better mousetrap and finding a bigger loophole.


I performed for the U.S. troops in Guantanamo Bay, and signed autographs for people who’ve been gone from America for so long they didn’t realize that I’m not famous.

(1978 – ) American comedian & writer

Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist

Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter

If you think you can, you’re right; and if you think you can’t, you’re right.

(1918 – 2001) American businesswoman & founder of Mary Kay Cosmetics

It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.

(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist