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Success
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Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
Proverb
Failure
Murphy’s Laws
Problems
Success
Privacy
Public
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Jim Carrey
(1962 – ) Canadian-American actor & comedian
Men
People
Success
Women
A solved problem creates two new problems, and the best prescription for happy living is not to solve any more problems than you have to.
Russell Baker
(1925 – ) columnist & journalist
Emotions
Life
Problems
Success
Jack Benny's ability on the violin was legendary; everybody knew he had none.
George Burns
(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
Entertainment
Music
Success
Things
Ability
Celebrity
Violin
All my life affection has been showered on me, and every forward step I have made has been taken in spite of it.
George Bernard Shaw
(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
People
Self
Success
Affection
You should always accept because of the pain it brings to your enemies.
Maurice Bowra
(1898 – 1971) English classical scholar & academic
Success
Awards
Honors
When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not.
Flip Wilson
(1933 – 1998) comedian & actor
Characteristics
Success
To achieve great things, two things are needed; a plan, and not quite enough time.
Leonard Bernstein
(1918 – 1990) American composer, conductor, author & pianist
Success
Old age is like everything else; to make a success of it, you've got to start young.
Theodore Roosevelt
(1858 – 1919) 26th U.S. president
Age
Old
Success
Young
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Jack Benny
(1894 – 1974) comedian, radio & television host
Health
Success
Arthritis
Award
Performance is directly affected by the perversity of inanimate objects.
Anonymous
Murphy’s Laws
Success
Things
Inanimate objects
I think the one lesson I have learned is that there is no substitute for paying attention.
Diana Sawyer
(1945 – ) American television journalist
Life
Success
Paying attention
Never fret for an only son, the idea of failure will never occur to him.
George Bernard Shaw
(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
Failure
Problems
Success
Only sons
The success of any venture will be helped by prayer, even in the wrong denomination.
Anonymous
Beliefs
Murphy’s Laws
Success
Prayer
Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence; this explains why we have so many stupid leaders.
Sloan Wilson
(1920 – 2003) American writer
Intelligence
Success
Leaders
My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil.
J. Paul Getty
(1892 – 1976) oil industrialist (once world’s richest man)
Money
Success
Wealth
Success is a public affair; failure is a private funeral.
Rosalind Russell
(1907 – 1976) American actress
Failure
Success
I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin
(1939 – ) comedian, actress, writer & producer
Success
Celebrity
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
Napoleon Bonaparte
(1769 – 1821) French general & politician
Success
Time
Celebrity
Glory
I've searched all the parks in all the cities and found no statues of committees.
G.K. Chesterton
(1874 – 1936) English author & mystery novelist
Places
Success
Things
Committees
Statues
Fame loses a little of its cache when you have to tell people that you have it.
Russell Brand
(1975 – ) English comedian, actor & writer
Communication
Speech
Success
Celebrity
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