Subject: Time

Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.

Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory.

(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist

The critical period of matrimony is breakfast time.

(1890 – 1971) English humorist, novelist & playwright

Why women don’t blink during foreplay… not enough time.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director

When there are sufficient funds in the checking account, checks take two weeks to clear; when there are insufficient funds, checks clear overnight.

The best way to predict the future is to invent it.

(1940 – ) computer scientist

It is much easier to repent of sins that we have committed than to repent of those we intend to commit.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

Seems like only a year ago they were married nine years!

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian

I love my Fed-Ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he doesn't even know it…and he's always on time.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian

You will save yourself a lot of needless worry if you don't burn your bridges until you come to them.

My ancestors didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they were there to meet the boat.

(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator

Even if a farmer intends to loaf, he gets up in time to get an early start.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor

When it’s three o’clock in New York, it’s still 1938 in London.

(1945 – ) singer, actress & comedian

If you have something to do and you put it off for long enough, the chances are someone else will do it for you.

Remember, today could just as easily be the LAST day of the rest of your life.

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

You always think another time would have been ideal for you; the reality is there was no novocaine when you went to the dentist.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.

(1916 – 1997) newspaper journalist

Women with "pasts" interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

People who make history know nothing about history; you can see that in the sort of history they make.

(1874 – 1936) English author & mystery novelist

Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.

She was old too, when she went to school they didn’t have history.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor

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