Subject: Time » Future

A very short one.

(1875 – 1997) French, 120 year old woman

It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!

(1908 – 2002) comedian, radio & television actor

I often think about my future wife and how lax she's been about getting in touch with me.

(1969 – ) American stand-up comedian

If this is airing in the future and no one knows who Karl Rove is — he’s the reason you all live underground.

(1974 – ) Russian-born American comedian, writer & filmmaker

There’s no future in time travel.

We don’t want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

I would not say that the future is necessarily less predictable than the past; I think the past was not predictable when it started.

(1932 – ) American businessman & U.S. Secretary of Defense

Worrying about the future is a thing of the past.

(1927 – 1997) Am. comedian & satirist notable for mock presidential campaign

I was a peripheral visionary; I could see the future, but only way off to the side.I was a peripheral visionary; I could see the future, but only way off to the side.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

In the year 3000, everything will be instant… but the DMV will still take, like, nine f**king seconds.

(1972 – ) stand-up comedian & actor

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Destiny: A tyrant’s authority for crime and a fool’s excuse for failure.

I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist

A hotel mini-bar allows you to see into the future and what a can of Pepsi will cost in 2020.

(1954 – ) American comedian, writer & musician

It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

What happens when the future has come and gone?


I've got my faults, but living in the past isn't one of them; there's no future in it.

(1934 – 2010) American baseball manager

Let me just tell you how thrilling it really is, and how, what a challenge it is, because in 1988 the question is whether we’re going forward to tomorrow or whether we’re going to go past to the – to the back.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

It would appear that we have reached the limits of what it is possible to achieve with computer technology, although one should be careful with such statements, as they tend to sound pretty silly in 5 years.

(1903 – 1957) Hungarian-American mathematician
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