Subject: Time » Future

Future: That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

I would not say that the future is necessarily less predictable than the past; I think the past was not predictable when it started.

(1932 – ) American businessman & U.S. Secretary of Defense

Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist

In the year 3000, everything will be instant… but the DMV will still take, like, nine f**king seconds.

(1972 – ) stand-up comedian & actor

I often think about my future wife and how lax she's been about getting in touch with me.

(1969 – ) American stand-up comedian

I've got my faults, but living in the past isn't one of them; there's no future in it.

(1934 – 2010) American baseball manager

If you are truly serious about preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract – teach him to deduct.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist

A very short one.

(1875 – 1997) French, 120 year old woman

The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only more expensive.

(1937 – 2000) science fiction author

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

If this is airing in the future and no one knows who Karl Rove is — he’s the reason you all live underground.

(1974 – ) Russian-born American comedian, writer & filmmaker

Tomorrow: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

The Baltimore Colts are a bright young team; it seems as if they have their future ahead of them.

(1919 – 2006) American sports announcer

Why should I do anything for posterity? … what has posterity ever done for me?

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

What happens when the future has come and gone?

businessman

Tomorrow: What always comes but never arrives.

It would appear that we have reached the limits of what it is possible to achieve with computer technology, although one should be careful with such statements, as they tend to sound pretty silly in 5 years.

(1903 – 1957) Hungarian-American mathematician

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

I’ve seen the future and it’s much like the present… only longer.

(1953 – 1998) baseball player