Subject: Time » Future

The best way to predict the future is to invent it.

(1940 – ) computer scientist

Tomorrow: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

Let me just tell you how thrilling it really is, and how, what a challenge it is, because in 1988 the question is whether we’re going forward to tomorrow or whether we’re going to go past to the – to the back.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

I've got my faults, but living in the past isn't one of them; there's no future in it.

(1934 – 2010) American baseball manager

We don’t want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

I often think about my future wife and how lax she's been about getting in touch with me.

(1969 – ) American stand-up comedian

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist

Why should I do anything for posterity? … what has posterity ever done for me?

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!

(1908 – 2002) comedian, radio & television actor

If you are truly serious about preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract – teach him to deduct.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist

A hotel mini-bar allows you to see into the future and what a can of Pepsi will cost in 2020.

(1954 – ) American comedian, writer & musician

If this is airing in the future and no one knows who Karl Rove is — he’s the reason you all live underground.

(1974 – ) Russian-born American comedian, writer & filmmaker

You always say 'I'll quit when I start to slide,' and then one morning you wake up and realize you done slid.

(1921 – 1989) American boxing champion

Worrying about the future is a thing of the past.

(1927 – 1997) Am. comedian & satirist notable for mock presidential campaign

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

A very short one.

(1875 – 1997) French, 120 year old woman

Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.

(1899 – 1995) humorist

I’ve seen the future and it’s much like the present… only longer.

(1953 – 1998) baseball player
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