Subject: Time » Future (Page 2)

Worrying about the future is a thing of the past.

(1927 – 1997) Am. comedian & satirist notable for mock presidential campaign

What happens when the future has come and gone?

businessman

The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only more expensive.

(1937 – 2000) science fiction author

It would appear that we have reached the limits of what it is possible to achieve with computer technology, although one should be careful with such statements, as they tend to sound pretty silly in 5 years.

(1903 – 1957) Hungarian-American mathematician

I often think about my future wife and how lax she's been about getting in touch with me.

(1969 – ) American stand-up comedian

I would not say that the future is necessarily less predictable than the past; I think the past was not predictable when it started.

(1932 – ) American businessman & U.S. Secretary of Defense

When a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates his mind wonderfully.

(1709 – 1784) English author, essayist, critic, editor & lexicographer

If this is airing in the future and no one knows who Karl Rove is — he’s the reason you all live underground.

(1974 – ) Russian-born American comedian, writer & filmmaker

The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.

(1809 – 1865) 16th U.S. president

Tomorrow: What always comes but never arrives.

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!

(1908 – 2002) comedian, radio & television actor

A very short one.

(1875 – 1997) French, 120 year old woman

If you are truly serious about preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract – teach him to deduct.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist

Never make predictions… especially about the future.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

The best way to predict the future is to invent it.

(1940 – ) computer scientist

I was a peripheral visionary; I could see the future, but only way off to the side.I was a peripheral visionary; I could see the future, but only way off to the side.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

Destiny: A tyrant’s authority for crime and a fool’s excuse for failure.

I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!

(1908 – 2002) comedian, radio & television actor

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist