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Subject:
Time
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Only after locking your toolbox/shed at the end of a DIY job do you find another tool to return to your toolbox/shed.
Oliver's Tool Rule - Part 2
Murphy’s Laws
Things
Time
Toolbox
The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches.
Bove's Theorem
Time
Work
Deadline
Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
Robert Frost
(1874 – 1963) American poet
Age
Men
Time
Women
Tide
The only advantage to living in the past is that the rents are much cheaper!
Alfred E. Neuman
fictional mascot and cover boy of
Mad
, an American humor magazine
Money
Past
Time
Rent
If I’m not back in five minutes… just wait longer.
Jim Carrey
(1962 – ) Canadian-American actor & comedian
Time
TV/Movie Quotes
As Ace Ventura in “Ace Ventura: Pet Detective”
Four years ago… no, it was yesterday.
Steven Wright
(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Time
Good Old Days: What people fifty years hence will be calling the present time.
Anonymous
Definitions
Past
Time
Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
Kierkegaard's Observation
Life
Murphy’s Laws
Time
Advice
I have a time machine at home; it only goes forward at regular speed.
Demetri Martin
(1973 – ) American comedian
Things
Time
Time machines
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