Subject: Time (Page 4)

People are still willing to do an honest day's work; the trouble is they want a week's pay for it.

(1911 – 1999) comedian, author & columnist
Money Time Work

How long a minute is, depends on what side of the bathroom door you are on.

Time

Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year.

(1909 – 2000) Danish-born comedian & pianist
Situations Time

I think we agree, the past is over.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms Past

Historian: An editor of yesterday’s news.

Definitions History Occupations Time Work

You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
Housework Things Time Work

I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
Time Work

Dawn: 1. The time when men of reason go to bed. 2. When the sun first shines on your hangover.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Definitions Time

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.

Food/Drink Proverbs Science/Weather Time

There aren't enough days in the weekend.


Time

There was three minutes to go about two minutes ago.

English football player & manager
Colemanballs Time

A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.

Murphy’s Laws Time

Everything takes more time and money.

Life Money Murphy’s Laws Time

There are worse things than getting a call for the wrong number at 4 a.m… it could be the right number.

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist
Communication Time

When I was born, I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

(1895 – 1964) comedian (wife & partner of George Burns)
Age Communication Speech Time

I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time,” so I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Eating Food/Drink History Time

Parsifal is the kind of opera that starts at six o'clock; after it has been going three hours, you look at your watch and it says 6:20.

American choral conductor, director, teacher & radio host
Entertainment Reviews/Criticism Time

I've been on a calendar, but never on time.

(1926 – 1962) actress, sex symbol
Things Time

The amount of work done varies inversely with the amount of time spent in the office.

Murphy’s Laws Time Work

Tradition is the illusion of permanence.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Situations Time

When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.

(1899 – 1974) French screenwriter, teacher & journalist
Communication Situations Speech Time