Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 2)

“I’m losing my hair,” Tom bawled.

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 “I’m just going to put these handcuffs on you,” said Tom manically.

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“This is mutiny!” said Tom bountifully.

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“Aha! Here’s someone who can’t speak!” exclaimed Tom dumbfoundedly.

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“Thank you so much, Monsieur,” said Tom mercifully.

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“I can talk faster than you,” Tom expressed.

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“My bicycle wheel is damaged,” said Tom outspokenly.

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“My giant sea creature died,” Tom wailed blubberingly.

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“I could stand to lose 50% of my body weight”, said Tom affably.

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“The sun is rising,” Tom mourned.

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“I teach economics at the university,” Tom professed.

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“Are you all governors?” Tom asked, bored.

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“Don’t you know my name?” asked Tom swiftly.

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“I have to wear this cast for another six weeks,” said Tom disjointedly.

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“That horse looks like a good bet at 20 to 1,” said Tom oddly.

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“Parsley, sage, rosemary,” said Tom timelessly.

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“I don’t work here on a regular basis,” said Tom casually.

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“I won’t buy a circuit breaker,” Tom refused.

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“I’m going window shopping,” said Tom listlessly.

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“I couldn’t believe there were 527,986 bees in the swarm!” Tom recounted.

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“I was removed from office,” said Tom disappointedly.

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