Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 3)

“I can see you,” peeped Tom with his hands over his eyes.

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“The bank doesn’t want me as a customer,” said Tom unaccountably.

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“I am so one of the seven dwarfs!” he said grumpily.

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“We just struck oil!” Tom gushed.

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“I’ve thought of another exception,” Tom rebutted.

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“Let’s take a vacation in the south of France,” said Tom nicely.

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“Aha! Here’s someone who can’t speak!” exclaimed Tom dumbfoundedly.

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“I’m concerned about the number of people not attending,” said Tom absentmindedly.

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“I clubbed a diamondback snake with a spade,” Tom said heartlessly.

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“A dog bit me,” said Tom rabidly.

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“Don’t call me a oddball,” Tom replied evenly.

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“You won the bronze,” said Tom meddlingly.

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“I invested in a hi-tech startup,” Tom ventured.

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“We could have made a fortune canning pineapples,” Tom groaned dolefully.

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“Here’s your allowance for the next two weeks,” Tom advanced.

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“All right, I will allow the prisoners to wear perfume,” the warden consented.

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“I have to wear this cast for another six weeks,” said Tom disjointedly.

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“Will you quit rustling around in my closet!” said Leif.

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“Here’s the story of the Liberty Bell”, Tom told us appealingly.

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“This flower’s empty,” the drone said belatedly.

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“Wool is better than cotton,” Tom said sheepishly.

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