Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 4)

“I like ragged margins,” said Tom without justification.

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“Some you lose,” said Tom winsomely.

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“I wish I drove a Scandinavian car,” Tom sobbed.

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“That’s already been taken care of,” Tom pretended.

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“I have a delivery of shoes for the prisoners,” said Tom consolingly.

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“I presented my case to the judge,” Tom said briefly.

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“No ellipses, parabolas or hyperbolas,” said Tom laconically.

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“I swallowed some of the glass from that broken window,” Tom said painfully.

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“Are you all governors?” Tom asked, bored.

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“I couldn’t believe there were 527,986 bees in the swarm!” Tom recounted.

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“If I die, you get everything,” said Tom willingly.

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“Dorothy, if you’re going to Oz again, I’m going with you,” Em barked.

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“I won’t buy a circuit breaker,” Tom refused.

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“I only have diamonds, clubs and spades,” said Tom heartlessly.

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“I don’t know any shanties,” said Tom unceasingly.

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“That little devil didn’t tell the truth,” Tom implied.

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“I’m on social security,” said Tom dolefully.

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I dropped the toothpaste,” said Tom, crestfallen.

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“I’m waiting to see the doctor,” said Tom patiently.

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“I prefer trout to salmon,” Tom said officiously.

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“Some of my windows were broken in the storm,” he said, pained.

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