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Tom Swifties
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“I have a split personality,” said Tom, being frank.
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“I wonder if I’d have better luck if I fished with a net,” Tom debated.
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“I just got a job putting up steel girders!” Tom beamed.
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“Who left the toilet seat down?” Tom asked peevishly.
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“I’m not leaving the chapel until I finish this painting,” said Michelangelo insistently.
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Sistene Chapel
“Lights, camera, action!” Tom said directly.
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“I haven’t had my photographs developed yet,” said Tom negatively.
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“Another plate of seafood for me!” Tom clamored.
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“We can’t accommodate any more peripherals,” said Tom bus-ily.
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“I’m going after that red fish,” said Tom erringly.
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“I wonder why the hive’s still empty,” said Tom belatedly.
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“It’s time for the second funeral,” Tom rehearsed.
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“I’ve been to a film festival in Southern France,” said Tom cannily.
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Cannes
“I’m just an average guy,” said Tom meanly.
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“I’ve deduced that this is the right way,” said Tom pathologically.
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“I have writer’s block,” said Tom contritely.
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“The exit is right there,” Tom pointed out.
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“I don’t work here on a regular basis,” said Tom casually.
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“The seesaw is upside down,” said Tom saucily.
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“I am removing the lining of my gloves,” Tom deferred.
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“Congratulations; you graduated,” said Tom diplomatically.
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