Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 4)

“I have a split personality,” said Tom, being frank.

“I wonder if I’d have better luck if I fished with a net,” Tom debated.

“I just got a job putting up steel girders!” Tom beamed.

“Who left the toilet seat down?” Tom asked peevishly.

“I’m not leaving the chapel until I finish this painting,” said Michelangelo insistently.

“Lights, camera, action!” Tom said directly.

“I haven’t had my photographs developed yet,” said Tom negatively.

“Another plate of seafood for me!” Tom clamored.

“We can’t accommodate any more peripherals,” said Tom bus-ily.

“I’m going after that red fish,” said Tom erringly.

“I wonder why the hive’s still empty,” said Tom belatedly.

“It’s time for the second funeral,” Tom rehearsed.

“I’ve been to a film festival in Southern France,” said Tom cannily.

“I’m just an average guy,” said Tom meanly.

“I’ve deduced that this is the right way,” said Tom pathologically.

“I have writer’s block,” said Tom contritely.

“The exit is right there,” Tom pointed out.

“I don’t work here on a regular basis,” said Tom casually.

“The seesaw is upside down,” said Tom saucily.

“I am removing the lining of my gloves,” Tom deferred.

“Congratulations; you graduated,” said Tom diplomatically.