Subject: Translations

Translations:

Humorous poorly translated text from around the world – as seen on signs, instructions, warnings, descriptions, subtitles, company names, menus and items of apparel.

In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.

French fried ships

This hotel is renowned for its piece and solitude. In fact, crowds from all over the world flock here to enjoy its solitude.

The chicken soup searches and confiscates hand

This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert flour for your aunts to eat.

Chicken fish rabbit

Muscles Of Marines/Lobster Thermos

Peppers Love Small Cock

Fook Yew

Don’t Throw Away Rubbish

Our spear is useless… You better use it for mixing excretory.

Crundy

Please do not invade Madame’s private parts.

Weddiang

Loh Bak – Halogen Meat

Happy Your Pocket!

A lot of water has been passed under the bridge since this variation has been played.