Subject: Translations


Humorous poorly translated text from around the world – as seen on signs, instructions, warnings, descriptions, subtitles, company names, menus and items of apparel.

Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.

We take your bags and send them in all directions.

Please Don’t Throw any Odds and Ends Into the Pond

Ladies may have a fit upstairs.

Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.

TOILET – One Place One Dream


The notebook having horizontal ruled line and being able to fold up is the best for arranging sentences.

You’d better begin your sexual intercourse after the delivery after the one mouth check-up with a doctor.


This clothing is designed for breaking wind and repelling water.

In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.

Warning – Before getting in, make sure the lift is in this floor

Spraying of water chicken food

Corn Frake – Choco

How can you use my intestines as a gift?

You are too useless. And now I must beat you.

PHAT DONG Really Fills You Up!

When you are getting off with your lover – Pay attention to your bag!

The Animal Rescue Site