Subject: Translations


Humorous poorly translated text from around the world – as seen on signs, instructions, warnings, descriptions, subtitles, company names, menus and items of apparel.

After the main course we suggest that you sample the tart of the house.

Colon Plus

Botanic Sweet Words – Remove Horniness in 1 Minute

Burning politely, one by one, these cakes send deliciousness to you.

I please your uterus. You kiss my toes. It’s fair.

Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.

Welcome to try to eat

The Amusing Rock Music While Drinking

Three cute prawns suntanning on the rice.

We thank him to discover their head before of entering to this enclosure

PHAT DONG Really Fills You Up!

NO backpacks, large purses – we reserve the right to feel your bag up

Invisible service is available for your rest not being disturbed.

Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?

We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone.

We serve people like you as good food!

Baby Piss

Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some ass of the giant lizard person.

Fook Yew

Closed – Thank’s to our visitors!

Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.

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