Subject: Translations


Humorous poorly translated text from around the world – as seen on signs, instructions, warnings, descriptions, subtitles, company names, menus and items of apparel.

How to install the 3.5” hard dick drive

We shoot earholes.

Sliced Children with broccoli…

I’ll fire aimlessly if you don’t come out!

100% – 21 Centuries Latest Model – It is sold and impressive to appear on market – Worl Express! Convulse enter!! – The External Sppearance is Novel

Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notis. [sic]

You daring lousy guy.

Absolutely No Hoes of any Kind Allowed on the Practice Area

Please do not fire your smoker here!

Cold shredded children and sea blubber in spicy sauce

I please your uterus. You kiss my toes. It’s fair.

High-Class Marsupial of CDROM.

Chinese Herb Tea Bags – Getting Drunk Last Night

Warning! Put the chewing gum eats for myself in the garbage box surely oneself. Do not vomit to the floor, never throw away, never join to the stage, and never rub against the wall.

Method of Telling Love is Various

To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.

Swimming is forbidden in absence of the Savior.

The Animal Rescue Site