Subject: Translations

Translations:

Humorous poorly translated text from around the world – as seen on signs, instructions, warnings, descriptions, subtitles, company names, menus and items of apparel.

The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.

Please Help Our Comfort Room Clean

FLAVONO – Triple Combination Hi Tech chewing gum

In Case of Emergency, Brake this Wall to Escape.

The fear I experienced then made me poop on my horse.

You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken.

Teppan Yaki – Before Your Cooked Right Eyes.

Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.

No smoothen the lion

To cross street push button at night.

First crowing of chicken fetus – various guestrooms offered for

Find the intruder. Capture him if he’s alive. If not, kill him.

Superglans

Jack Off Lanterne

Petal Attraction

Please don’t torch yourself, Let us help you to try out. Thanks!

It takes a virile man to make a chicken pregnant.

He was stuck in his zipper.

Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.

Typical Fast Food

Cold Hot Drinks

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