Subject: Translations


Humorous poorly translated text from around the world – as seen on signs, instructions, warnings, descriptions, subtitles, company names, menus and items of apparel.

English well talking.

Please to bathe inside the tub.

Standing among savage scenery, the hotel offers stupendous revelations. We hope you want to drop in. In the close village you can buy jolly memorials for when you pass away.

Deep Fried Fingers of my Lady.

Not Open To People Be Sloppily Dressed

Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life.

Don’t be greedy! It make you unhappiness.

Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.

Wrong Design

Checkout – 10 Noon

Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.

Sexchange Hotel


Do not use mental tools for prolonging the life of the pan.


A French chick on a plater

Chicken anal sphincter stew

Let’s decompose and enjoy assembling!

What do happen!? – I want to eat cake – I like the cake and the butterfly

Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.

Small fish f**ks

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