Subject: Translations


Humorous poorly translated text from around the world – as seen on signs, instructions, warnings, descriptions, subtitles, company names, menus and items of apparel.

Do not lean on gate for it occurs you Trouble.

Apple Stoer

I Agree With the Cosmetic Surgery

Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.

Ladies may have a fit upstairs.

Fireproof forest region – Inflammable

100% – 21 Centuries Latest Model – It is sold and impressive to appear on market – Worl Express! Convulse enter!! – The External Sppearance is Novel

Super Ass Gyrosvv

Checkout – 10 Noon

Beware of being eaten by small children due to small parts.

Erection in Progress


Boiled Frogfish

As for the tripes serves you at the Hotel Monopol, you will be singing its praise to your children as you lie on your deathbed.

Food Coat

First crowing of chicken fetus – various guestrooms offered for

Fresh Crap $7.99/lb.

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