Subject: Translations

Translations:

Humorous poorly translated text from around the world – as seen on signs, instructions, warnings, descriptions, subtitles, company names, menus and items of apparel.

Out of Work

In case of monkeys are in the forest, you can not find them.

Very Suspicious Supermarket

The adopted mother returns to a pot of fish

This hotel is renowned for its piece and solitude. In fact, crowds from all over the world flock here to enjoy its solitude.

Polio

A sports jacket may be worn to dinner, but no trouser.

Teppan Yaki (Before Your Cooked Right Eyes)

Bite the wax tadpole.

Now baby. Tonight I am feeling cool and hard boiled.

Swine

Adults: 1 tablet 3 times a day until passing away.

Use repeatedly for severe damage.

Strawberry crap.

Stare in a coll dry place away from strong light & odours.

Roasting meat of our store has good meat with charcoal of Kishu. It hangs down, and it can eat.

Please keep loud, wild babes out of the sanctuary.

You are too useless. And now I must beat you.

Beauty Saloon