Subject: Translations


Humorous poorly translated text from around the world – as seen on signs, instructions, warnings, descriptions, subtitles, company names, menus and items of apparel.

Hotel High Up

Cash Recycling Machine

All Of You Listen to Me – Don’t Disturb Here, I Will Call Police Catch You, Don’t Come to my Bangalow House, Understand, O.K. — I Hate All of You.

Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.


Eat Me

Chicken fish rabbit

Caution! Please take care of the children while appreciating fish.

Open Seven Days a Week and On Weekends

Baby Piss

Prohibido El Paso – Forbidden the Step

Standing among savage scenery, the hotel offers stupendous revelations. We hope you want to drop in. In the close village you can buy jolly memorials for when you pass away.

If you have or brain disease, please ascend the Great Wall according to your capability.


In case of monkeys are in the forest, you can not find them.

There are Forbidden Fruits in the Hotel – Thank You

To cross street push button at night.

To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.

Toes with butter and jam

Colorful dining space surrounded by stained glasses.

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