Subject: Translations

Translations:

Humorous poorly translated text from around the world – as seen on signs, instructions, warnings, descriptions, subtitles, company names, menus and items of apparel.

Three cute prawns suntanning on the rice.

Jim is a Vietnam vet.

I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!

Yu kee Food House

The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.

Crundy

Take me home, let’s make happy in your basket!

Erection in Progress

Great Wall Broadbang Network

Drop your trousers here for best results.

I will kill you until you are dead from it!

Baby Piss

Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.

Pork with fresh garbage

Phouc Hing Market

PLEASE WASTE

Hua Tian Hotel is among the few best foreign affairs hotels.

Enviro Mental Protection Area

In Case of Emergency, Brake this Wall to Escape.