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Having Fun Prohibited
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Signs
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Sign in China
Strawberry crap
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In a Japanese restaurant
Please fasten seatbelt to prepare for crash.
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Sign in a Tokyo taxi
Three cute prawns suntanning on the rice.
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From a menu
All Of You Listen to Me – Don’t Disturb Here, I Will Call Police Catch You, Don’t Come to my Bangalow House, Understand, O.K. — I Hate All of You.
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Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.
English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Customers giving orders will be swiftly executed.
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In a Hong Kong tailor shop
The following behaviors are perhibited.
Do not be naked and other unbehaviors.
Do not litter the trash around.
Cars and bikes are not allowed to enter this area without permission.
Do not bring dangerous stuff.
Do not follow the instruction on using these facility.
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Signs
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I'm Dripper
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A Japanese instant coffee
Dork Biscuit Stick $ 0.69/each
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In China
It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.
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In a Bangkok temple
Drunken Bro Bar
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I’ll fire aimlessly if you don’t come out!
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Not Open To People Be Sloppily Dressed
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Appearance
Clothing
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In Shanghai China
Dork Bowels
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Sign Over a food display in Chinese grocery store
Children soup.
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From a menu in India
Choking Hazard – small Farts not for children under 3 years.
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Warning label
Specialman
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A “Superman” bootleg toy in China
After the main course we suggest that you sample the tart of the house.
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Note at the bottom of the menu of a German restaurant
Our spear is useless… You better use it for mixing excretory.
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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No Crossing Pedestrians will be apprehended.
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Sign in the Philippines
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