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He was stuck in his zipper.
Subtitle from unknown movie
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For “He reciprocated.”
Through years of experience, Doutor Danish is produced from the finest materials to create a happy time on tables.
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From a Japanese pastry package
Han Gummi Bears
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On a package of seeds in China
There are Forbidden Fruits in the Hotel – Thank You
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At a hotel in China
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
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In a Japanese hotel
I please your uterus. You kiss my toes. It’s fair.
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone.
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Signs
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In a Japanese restaurant
How to install the 3.5” hard dick drive
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Instructions on hard disk drive
Warning – You Are About To Discharge Into Vehicular Traffic
Sign
Signs
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At a parking garage exit
When you are getting off with your lover – Pay attention to your bag!
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Signs
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In China
Chinese Herb Tea Bags – Getting Drunk Last Night
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Tea package in China
Mang Donalds
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Name of a burger restaurant
NOTICE No washing hair or clothes in the toilet please.
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USB 4 Port Hug
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Japanese computer “Hub”
Chick out →
Signs
Signs
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At a store in China
Pole Dancing is Prohibited
Sign
Signs
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In a park in China
Dresses for street walking.
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Outside a Paris dress shop
PHAT DONG Really Fills You Up!
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Choking Hazard – small Farts not for children under 3 years.
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Warning label
I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.
English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
Please Throw Anything & Toilet Paper Into the Toilet Bowel
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In China
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