Subject: Translations (Page 5)

I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!

Please get a punch at window.

Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!

This WC is free of washing. Please leave off after Pissing or shitting.

Strawberry crap.

Ladies may have a fit upstairs.

Small fish f**ks

Kolic

The first episode of "Joanie Loves Chachi" was the highest rated American program in the history of Korean television.

Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run.

Please deposit your valuables in the management.

Mole Restroom

Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notis. [sic]

Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.

Cat Wetty

Foot Care – Body Care – Head Care – Horny Care

Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.

Do Not Walk the Grass

For your convenience, we recommend courageous, efficient self-service.