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I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!
English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Please get a punch at window.
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In a parking garage
Parking punch card
Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!
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English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
Because the important activity, is gone on a sightseeing tour by you bring about forgiving inconveniently, please.
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A sign in a museum outside the forbidden city in Beijing
This WC is free of washing. Please leave off after Pissing or shitting.
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In China
Strawberry crap.
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From a menu in Japan
Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
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Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop
Small fish f**ks
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On a menu in China
Kolic
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Japanese mineral water
The first episode of "Joanie Loves Chachi" was the highest rated American program in the history of Korean television.
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(“chachi" is Korean for penis)
Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run.
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In a Tokyo shop
Please deposit your valuables in the management.
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A Chinese hotel instruction Card
Mole Restroom
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(Male) in China
Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notis. [sic]
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In a Tokyo Hotel
Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.
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In the window of a Swedish furrier
Cat Wetty
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A brand of Japanese moistened hand towels
Foot Care – Body Care – Head Care – Horny Care
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Signs
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“Facial and Body Remover”
Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.
English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
Do Not Walk the Grass
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On a lawn
For your convenience, we recommend courageous, efficient self-service.
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In a Hong Kong supermarket
Take care to fall into water
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Signs
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A “Watch Your Step” sign in China
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