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Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
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In a Rome laundry
Hard thew to the groud, only. – Can not eat. – Cool place, keep away from the fire.
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From a toy package in Taiwan
This WC is free of washing. Please leave off after Pissing or shitting.
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In China
Chew your meat for you – pass it back and forth in a passionate kiss from my mouth to yours because I like you – Passionate
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On a t-shirt in Japan
Gives you strong mouth and refreshing wind!
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On a toothbrush package in a Tokyo hotel
Super Lusty
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Chinese battery brand
MAMA Put Myguns the Ground Shoot Them It More
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?
On a t-shirt in Japan
The Amusing Rock Music While Drinking
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On a t-shirt in Japan
Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.
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On the menu at a Polish hotel
Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
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At a Budapest zoo
This hotel is renowned for its piece and solitude. In fact, crowds from all over the world flock here to enjoy its solitude.
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In an Italian hotel brochure
Gun wounds again?
English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
1. Lift up the brainpan of crocodile until it make the sound as “KACA.” 2. Press down the tooth of the crocodile randomly…
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Part of the instructions on a game in China
Chinese Herb Tea Bags – Getting Drunk Last Night
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Tea package in China
Religion Free DVD Player
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On store display in China
Great Wall Broadbang Network
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A ‘broadband‘ company in China
Do not use mental tools for prolonging the life of the pan.
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On packaging for a stir fry pan
Dri-fit is special – Warm wash with like colours – Do not use softeners or bleach – Line dry, Don’t tumble dry – If you don’t follow these instructions you will stink.
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Clothing label in Hong Kong
Black coffee has great features which other coffees have never had: Non-sugar.
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From the packaging of a Japanese brand of coffee
Breakfast Supper Burrito – sausage, harsh brown, egg…
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On 'wrapped burrito’
Please unlight all lighted cigarettes before inhaling beyond this position.
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A no smoking sign
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