Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 2)

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(1908 – 1989) voice actor & comedian (voice of cartoon character Porky Pig)
Epitaphs TV/Movie Quotes

You say potato, I say vodka.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
Alcohol Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

Look, you’re always such a nice guy. But let’s face it, we have nothing in common except sex and the fact that you idolize me.

(1964 – ) Australian model, television host & actress
TV/Movie Quotes

The devil and all his nimps.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

L.A.!? We're going to Long Island!?

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

In health news, scientists have announced the invention of a women’s condom; it works by fitting snugly over a woman’s wine glass.

(1953 – ) American actor & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

They said he had neurosis of the liver.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Diane: Did you ever have a pet?

Coach: You mean like an animal?

(1924 – 1985) American actor & television director
TV/Movie Quotes

Would you die for me?

Uncle Fester: Yes.

Debbie Jellinsky: Promise?

(1962 – ) American film actress
TV/Movie Quotes

The last time I had a pap smear, the guy needed leather gloves and an oyster shucker.

(1943 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Frasier: I’m having a young lady over on Friday night. I was hoping that maybe you could take Dad out for me.
Niles: Oh, I wish you’d said Saturday.
Frasier: Why? You have plans Friday?
Niles: No, I have plans Saturday.

(1959 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Edith, at my age I don’t need roughage – I need smoothage!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Food/Drink Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Woody: How’s it going Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Poor.
Woody: I’m sorry to hear that.
Norm: No, I mean pour.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Beer TV/Movie Quotes

Amazing tradition. They throw a great party for you on the one day they know you can’t come.

(1952 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Frasier: Thanks, Niles. You are a good brother and a credit to the psychiatric profession.

Niles: You’re a good brother, too.

(1959 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Beverly LaSalle: I’m a female impersonator.

Edith Bunker: Oh, ain’t that smart. Who better to impersonate a female than a woman?

(1923 – 2013) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

In the wake of the killing of Osama bin Laden President Obama’s approval rating jumped to 56 percent, his highest in two years… which shows there is literally nothing he can do to please the other 44 percent.

(1973 – ) American comedian, actor & television host
Politics TV/Movie Quotes

I’ve hated you from the first moment I married you!

(1925 – 1980) British comedian & actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Time’s fun when you're having flies.

(1936 – 1990) cartoonist, screenwriter, director & creator of the Muppets
Time TV/Movie Quotes

Rebecca: You guys, I have my new wedding dress. And now all I need is something old, something borrowed, and something blue.

Carla: How ‘bout Norm’s liver?

(1948 – ) American actress
Alcohol TV/Movie Quotes

Good things don’t end in ‘eum,’ they end in ‘mania’…or ‘teria’.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Communication Language TV/Movie Quotes