Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 4)

Sam: You know what Woody, you just gave me something to think about.

Woody: I’m sorry Sam, I hate it when someone does that to me.

(1961 – ) American actor

The rest of the bricks and bracks on the mantle.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Sue Ann Nivens: Mary, you've been in my bedroom before, haven't you?

Mary Richards: [looking around in amazement] Oh, no! I would've remembered this!

(1936 – 2017) American actress

Coach: How about a beer, Norm?

Norm: Hey I’m high on life, Coach… of course, beer is my life.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

There’s no crying in baseball!

(1956 – ) American movie actor

Diane: Did you ever have a pet?

Coach: You mean like an animal?

(1924 – 1985) American actor & television director

I work for myself. I’m what ya call an entramanure.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

You’re germinatin’ all over me!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I’m saying I can’t afford to make no donations to no Catholic charities. If you need the money that bad, wire the Pope, he’s got more money than God.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Honey, that is not my soul you’re looking at.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

Anything happens to my daughter, I got a. 45 and a shovel; I doubt anybody would miss you.

(1940 – ) American actor

Here's to alcohol: the source of, and answer to, all of life's problems.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

He who laughs last, laughs west.

(1971 – ) American actress

I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss.

(1940 – 1994) Puerto Rican actor

I live at home with my parents. It’s just temporary … ‘til they die.

American actor

I’ve got a slight weight problem… I went to this doctor. Well, he told me I swallow a lot of aggression… along with a lot of pizzas!

(1950 – 1994) Canadian actor & comedian

Early to bed and early to rise is the curse of the working class.

(1928 – 2014) American actor

I’m glad he’s single because I’m going to climb that like a tree.

(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer

Richard Finch: Why do you wanna work on television?
Bridget: I’ve got to leave my job because I shagged my boss.
Richard Finch: Fair enough. Start on Monday.

(1969 – ) American actress & producer

Dutch Gunderson: Who are you and how did you get in here?

Drebin: I’m a locksmith. And, I’m a locksmith.

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor

I’m the lady who works at Paramount all day… and Fox all night.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol