Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 5)

How much would you want to stand at the wrong end of a shooting gallery?

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

One thing about being a cabbie is that you don’t have to worry about being fired from a good job.

(1935 – ) American actor

Madder than a barefoot centipede on a hot rock.

(1908 – 2003) American actor & dancer

They said he had neurosis of the liver.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

What would you say to a beer, Norm?

Hi ya, sailor. New in town?

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Sam: What’s shaking Norm?

Norm: All four cheeks & a couple of chins.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

I’m sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn’t that right, Mr. Poopy Pants?

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor

Baldrick: I have a cunning plan to solve the problem.
Blackadder: Yes Baldrick. Let us not forget you tried to solve the problem of your mother’s low ceiling by cutting off her head.

(1955 – ) English actor

Stick it all right into that bank suppository.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

If God didn't want us to eat animals, then why'd he make them so tasty?

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

Esther Clavin: The last thing I want to see is my son’s face on the 11 o’clock news.

Carla: There’s an entire city that agrees with you.

(1947 – ) American actor & entrepreneur

No, I think that was when Abraham Lincoln signed the Declaration of Independence. Ya know, “Fourscore and seven years ago.”

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I'm going to hold my breast until I turn blue.

(1971 – ) American actress

Why a four-year-old child could understand this report… run out and find me a four-year-old child, I can’t make head or tail of it.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

I’ve seen better tennis playing in a tampon commercial.

(1991 – ) American actor, singer & screenwriter

Do you travel as one person or do you get a party rate of ten?

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

Morticia: You have gone too far. You have married Fester. You have destroyed his spirit. You have taken him from us. All that I could forgive. But, Debbie…
Debbie: What?
Morticia: Pastels?

(1951 – ) American actress & director

I know we’ve only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like none weeks and five days.

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician

Real diamonds! They must be worth their weight in gold!

(1926 – 1962) actress, sex symbol

That woman’s as cold as a nudist on an iceberg.

cartoon character (Mel Blanc)