Author: Anonymous

Travel Brochure: A trip teaser.

90% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

“The executioner has received the tool he needs”, said Tom with a heavy accent.

Shakespeare: A man whose writings are so excellent it’s believed someone else must have written them.

She is so ugly… she has to trick or treat over the phone.

I’d sooner be in hell with my back broke.

Keep your eye to the grindstone.

Democracy: A state of mind in which every man is as good as every other man, provided he really is.

He’s one brick short of the whole nine yards.

Charm: That indefinable something possessed by girls with stunning figures.

“I pulled a hamstring,” said Tom limply.

Charm: The ability to make someone think that both of you are wonderful.

It will be music to your wallet.

Keep your ear to the grindstone.

Inflation: Being broke with a lot of money in your pocket.

Kicking off the hockey season

Bugs: Small living things that small living boys throw on small living girls.

“Consult an investment broker,” was Tom’s stock answer.

She is so fat… she broke the family tree.

We are just scratching the tip of the iceberg.

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.