Author: Anonymous

Caffeine: One of the four basic food groups.

Wild whores could not drag me away.

Anesthetic: The painkiller that crazy women refuse during labor.

Good Neighbor: A fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn’t climb it.

“I’d like to make a toast,” Tom said warmly.

She has extra-century perception.

Brain: The apparatus with which we think we think.

Borrow money from pessimists; they don't expect it back.

We wanted to help the indiguous people of the country.

Night Club: A place where they take the rest out of restaurant and put the din in dinner.

I guess I threw a cog in the wrench.

“The roof is about to collapse”, Tom upheld.

Birthdays are nice to have, but too many of them will kill a person.

Alone… in bad company

We may never know exactly how much others know about us, but we can always suspect it.

Let’s start at square zero.

Business Lunch: Lunch.

“I’m wearing a ribbon round my arm,” said Tom with abandon.

“That just doesn’t add up,” said Tom, nonplussed.

Cute as a duck in a hat.

That's a huge weight lifted off my head.