Author: Anonymous

A rolling stone catches the worm.

A father is someone who carries pictures in his wallet where his money used to be.

Revolutionary: An oppressed person waiting for the opportunity to become an oppressor.

Patron: A customer who doesn't ask prices.

Some people pay their bills when due, some when overdue, and some never do.

Craze: The other guy’s hobby.

Cemetery: A place people are dying to get into.

There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.

We heard the sea is infatuated with sharks.

Set aside half an hour every day to do all your worrying; then take a nap during this period.

He reads like a fish.

“I haven’t had my photographs developed yet,” said Tom negatively.

Antique: An object that has made a round trip to the attic.

Spanking: Stern punishment.

Budget: An attempt to live below your yearnings.

He once had a unbiblical hernia.

Golf: A pastime that gives people cooped up in the office all week a chance to lie and cheat outdoors.

Good Sport: One who will always let you have your own way.

“What’s the value of a dollar bill?” asked Tom noteworthily.

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Critic: One quick-on-the-flaw.

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