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Author: Anonymous Page 158
Don't beat a dead horse in the mouth.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Spilt Milk: Udder waste.
Anonymous
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Spilt Milk
It was so cold last night I had to throw another blanket on the fire.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Dilemma: A politician trying to save both his faces at once.
Anonymous
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We'll rewind the calendar.
Anonymous
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Niagara Falls: The bride’s second great disappointment.
Anonymous
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Better not open that
Panacea's
box.
Anonymous
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Pandora's
Never say “Oops” always say “Ah, interesting!”
Anonymous
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Life: A continuous series of disasters which result in one’s death.
Anonymous
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Birthday: Anniversary of one’s birth, observed only by men and children.
Anonymous
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Let's bury this dead horse.
Anonymous
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Fishing: A venerable contest in which modern man pits his intelligence and technology against the native wit of primitive aquatic vertebrates, and generally finishes second.
Anonymous
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Archaeologist: A person whose career lies in ruins.
Anonymous
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A stitch in time saves a poke in the eye with a wet fish.
Anonymous
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She don’t have the sense God gave a gopher.
Anonymous
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Hot Pants: Breeches of promise.
Anonymous
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The trouble with ignorance is that it picks up confidence as it goes along.
Anonymous
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It’s all water under the hatchet.
Anonymous
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Foreword: An author’s apology.
Anonymous
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Fish: An animal that grows fastest between the time it is caught and the time a fisherman describes it to his friends.
Anonymous
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It ain't rocket surgery.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
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