Author: Church Bulletin

You're invited to join us as Tommy and Angela renew their vowels next Saturday.

The youth group will be having their 13th annual Bowel-A-Thon.

This evening's service will be a Sinspiration.

The Women’s Missionary Union will meet the first yesterday in January.

The pastor has a 2001 Mustnag for sale.

Ushers will eat latecomers.

Volunteers are needed to spit up food for distribution following the Restaurant Supply Show at the Expo Center.

The visiting monster today is Rev. Jack Bains.

The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.

Evening massage – 6 pm.

Jane Doe, who attends the Singles class, shared with me that she is walking in the Multiple Sclerosis Walk-a Thong. Let’s support her effort.

Dr. Doe was the featured speaker for the Seniors Group. He noted that you can often avoid those usual winter colds if you avoid fatigue, loss of sleep and over-creating.

We will vote on six new deacons next Sunday. The following ordained men have agreed to serve if elated.

A worm welcome to all who have come today.

The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.

Thank you dead friends.

Congregational Singing Wednesday Evening July 14, 20004

The scholarship committee is accepting applications for church members attending a Baptist affiliated college this fall. Applications and guidelines are available in the vestibule. The Appalachians should be submitted by July 1st.

Remember the annual spring cleaning of the Singles Ministry Building this Saturday. We need lots of singles to volunteer for the work crew. We have a long list of items to be cleaned. The widows need extra attention.

Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person(s) you want remembered.

The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.