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Author: Church Bulletin
You're invited to join us as Tommy and Angela renew their vowels next Saturday.
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The youth group will be having their 13th annual Bowel-A-Thon.
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This evening's service will be a Sinspiration.
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The Women’s Missionary Union will meet the first yesterday in January.
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The pastor has a 2001 Mustnag for sale.
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Ushers will eat latecomers.
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Volunteers are needed to spit up food for distribution following the Restaurant Supply Show at the Expo Center.
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The visiting monster today is Rev. Jack Bains.
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The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.
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Evening massage – 6 pm.
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Jane Doe, who attends the Singles class, shared with me that she is walking in the Multiple Sclerosis Walk-a Thong. Let’s support her effort.
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Dr. Doe was the featured speaker for the Seniors Group. He noted that you can often avoid those usual winter colds if you avoid fatigue, loss of sleep and over-creating.
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We will vote on six new deacons next Sunday. The following ordained men have agreed to serve if elated.
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A worm welcome to all who have come today.
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The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.
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Thank you dead friends.
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[dear friends]
Congregational Singing Wednesday Evening July 14, 20004
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The scholarship committee is accepting applications for church members attending a Baptist affiliated college this fall. Applications and guidelines are available in the vestibule. The Appalachians should be submitted by July 1st.
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Remember the annual spring cleaning of the Singles Ministry Building this Saturday. We need lots of singles to volunteer for the work crew. We have a long list of items to be cleaned. The widows need extra attention.
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Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person(s) you want remembered.
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The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.
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