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Author: Church Bulletin Page 2
When parking on the north side of the church, please remember to park on an angel.
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Church Bulletins
The scholarship committee is accepting applications for church members attending a Baptist affiliated college this fall. Applications and guidelines are available in the vestibule. The Appalachians should be submitted by July 1st.
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Church Bulletins
We are grateful for the help of those who cleaned up the grounds around the church building and the rector.
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Church Bulletins
Marta Troutman will teach you how to put pizzas in your floral arrangements.
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Church Bulletins
Mary Ruth Shaunessy is doing well following a procedure which was performed to help relieve abdominal pain at Baylor.
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Church Bulletins
The church office will be closed until opening. It will remain closed after opening. It will reopen Monday.
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Church Bulletins
We are always happy to have you sue our facility.
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Church Bulletins
8 new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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Church Bulletins
Sermon Outline: I. Delineate your fear II. Disown your fear III. Displace your rear
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Church Bulletins
The visiting monster today is Rev. Jack Bains.
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Church Bulletins
We pray that our people will jumble themselves.
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Church Bulletins
Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
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Church Bulletins
The Honeymooners are now having bile studies each Tuesday evening at 7:30 p.m.
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Church Bulletins
In case of rain the community prayer vigil will be moved to the Christian Strife Center at Pennington Street Baptist Church.
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Church Bulletins
This evening at 7 P.M. there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
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Church Bulletins
Volunteers are needed to spit up food for distribution following the Restaurant Supply Show at the Expo Center.
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Church Bulletins
Annual Church Stripper Tournament Next Sunday: Sign Up Now. The Best Team Wins!
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Church Bulletins
After a study of the book of Philemon we will resume our study of the New Testament.
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Church Bulletins
Next Friday we will be serving hot gods for lunch.25. Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan who are preparing for the girth of their first child.
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Church Bulletins
Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social; all ladies giving milk, will please come early.
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Church Bulletins
We are currently running short on mice pies for the church trip, and would be very pleased if you brought us some.
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Church Bulletins
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