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Author: Church Bulletin Page 4
The Women’s Missionary Union will meet the first yesterday in January.
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The Rev. Dr. John Doe, our featured speaker for the breakfast, also blessed and blessed and blessed and blessed the meal.
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God Is Good! Dr. Hargreaves is better!
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We are grateful for the help of those who cleaned up the grounds around the church building and the rector.
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A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
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Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do so.
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The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge – Up Yours
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What if Doing the Hokey Pokey
Is
What It’s All About?
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School starts Monday August 22. Please watch for excited children as you’re driving.
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Allison Perozzo is recovering from having her wisdom taken out last week.
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Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes.
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Please welcome Pastor Don, a caring individual who loves hurting people.
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There will be no HOPE at Trinity this week.
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Helping Other People Emotionally
Illiterate? Write to the church office for help.
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Wednesday the ladies liturgy will meet; Mrs. Johnson will sing "Put me in my little bed" accompanied by the pastor.
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The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.
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The sermon this morning: Contemporary Issues #3 … Euthanasia
The closing song: Take My Life
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You’re invited to join the Sunset Club, our church seniors group. Activities include community singing, dancing, dramatic efforts, and table games. The group is composed solely of participanting members.
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The sermon this morning: Women In the Church. The closing song: Rise Up, O Men of God
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Due to weather conditions, there will not be any “Women Worth Watching” this week.
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Pastor says, ” Today’s sermon title is “The Seven Steps to Sex.”
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