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Turkey Shoot Slated – The Malheur Gun Club will hold a turkey shoot Sunday at the Vale Airport… Winners will receive hams.

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Harrisburg Postal Employees Gun Club

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Free Puppies: part German shepherd, part stupid dog.

FOUND: Large, Obese Goldfish, 11 years old, blind as a bat

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Free 1 can of pork & beans w/ purchase of 3BR 2 bath home.

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SPANISH TOOTER NEEDED FOR A 7 year old student, learn to speak and write fluently. Call after 6 pm. 467-….