Author: Confucius

Confucius say… woman who dates trash collector, will get dumped.

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Confucius say… if you don't want anyone to get your goat, don't let them know where you have it tied.

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Confucius say… when driving near schools, open your eyes and save the pupils.

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Confucius say… oral sex makes one's day, but anal sex makes one's hole weak.

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Confucius say… you see the handwriting on the wall, you're in a public restroom.

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Confucius say… few things are harder to put up with than a good example.

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Confucius say… she who douches with vinegar, walk around with sour puss.

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Confucius say… it Is not how deep you fish, it is how you wiggle your worm.

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Confucius say… woman who fall in love with elevator operator, usually get the shaft.

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Confucius say… your strength lies in your continued belief that what you just ate was indeed duck.

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Confucius say… man who has money to burn, makes an ash of himself.

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Confucius say… woman is the only hunter who uses herself for bait.

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Confucius say… woman who is wallflower at party, dandelion in bed.

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Confucius say… cow with no legs, ground beef.

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Confucius say… when wife complain too much about no magic in marriage, husband will disappear.

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Confucius say… supermarket is where you spend 30 minutes hunting for instant coffee.

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Confucius say… happiness is not a destination, but manner of traveling.

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Confucius say… man who put head it fruit drink, get punch in nose.

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Confucius say… foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

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Confucius say… shotgun wedding is a case of wife or death.

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Confucius say… woman who wears padded bra, makes mountains out of molehills.

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