Author: Confucius

Confucius say… is better to lose a lover than love a loser.

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Confucius say… only one whose troubles are behind him, is a school bus driver.

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Confucius say… your ship comes in, make sure you are willing to unload it.

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Confucius say… wise man buys his wife fine china, so she won't trust him to wash it.

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Confucius say… who says he knows how to control a wife is called a bachelor.

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Confucius say… he who light the fuse of love, get big bang.

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Confucius say… a bomb goes off in the middle of a herd of cows, there will be udder destruction.

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Confucius say… question authority and the authorities will question you.

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Confucius say… Australian Kiss is similar to French Kiss, but given down under.

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Confucius say… you will die alone and poorly dressed.

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Confucius say… Einstein stared at his cousin's boobs, he discovered 'Theory of Relative Titty'.

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Confucius say… couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week.

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Confucius say… tears are the hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water power.

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Confucius say… just one letter makes all the difference between here and there.

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Confucius say… butler with no teeth is called an in-dentured servant.

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Confucius say… ‘tis better to be pissed off than pissed on.

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Confucius say… Platonic relationship develops after two good friends are tired of screwing each other.

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Confucius say… man who abuse computer get bad bytes.

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Confucius say… undertakers are nice – they're the last to let people down.

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Confucius say… love everybody… not every body.

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Confucius say… artificial insemination is procreation without recreation.

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