Author: Confucius

Confucius say… vegetarian is an Indian word meaning, lousy hunter.

Confucius say… he who eats crackers in bed, get crummy sleep.

Confucius say… happiness is not a destination, but manner of traveling.

Confucius say… Platonic relationship develops after two good friends are tired of screwing each other.

Confucius say… grease monkey who go to bed without bathing wake up oily in the morning.

Confucius say… man who have last laugh, not get joke

Confucius say… if men had breasts, they would wear off the pockets of their shirts.

Confucius say… by the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.

Confucius say… if you do not wish get to the point, never play leap frog with a unicorn.

Confucius say… never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.

Confucius say… 12 months of drinking low-calorie beer is one Lite year.

Confucius say… war not determine who's right, war determines who's left.

Confucius say… don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

Confucius say… supermarket is where you spend 30 minutes hunting for instant coffee.

Confucius say… with one foot on 'yesterday' and one foot on 'tomorrow' will end up pissing on 'today'.

Confucius say… New York manufacturer of gentlemen's headwear is called Manhattan.

Confucius say… he who thinks only of number one, must remember, it is next to nothing

Confucius say… masturbation is a solo played on a private organ.

Confucius say… to make egg roll, push it.

Confucius say… Diet: food that make other people lose weight.

Confucius say… woman who dates trash collector, will get dumped.













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