Author: Confucius

Confucius say… man who has money to burn, makes an ash of himself.

Confucius say… woman like dollar bill; hard to pickup, but worth effort.

Confucius say… trouble with bucket seats is that, not everybody has the same size bucket.

Confucius say… if you think you’re going to sum up your whole life on this little bit of paper, you’re crazy.

Confucius say… half of a large intestine is equal to one semicolon.

Confucius say… man with no legs bums around.

Confucius say… panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

Confucius say… grease monkey who go to bed without bathing wake up oily in the morning.

Confucius say… he who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner.

Confucius say… don't confuse an open mind with one that's vacant.

Confucius say… single fact can ruin a good argument.

Confucius say… newscaster who reports hurricanes, knows how to talk up a storm.

Confucius say… don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

Confucius say… lady who goes down first time out, is called Titanic.

Confucius say… Diet: food that make other people lose weight.

Confucius say… wise man buys his wife fine china, so she won't trust him to wash it.

Confucius say… even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.

Confucius say… carry a rabbit in a storm and the wind will blow the hare in your face.

Confucius say… butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders.

Confucius say… chicken is result of a sitting hen, while a baby is the result of standing cock.

Confucius say… man who is impotent will have Willy-nilly.













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