Author: Confucius

Confucius say… women are like lawn mowers… if you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.

Confucius say… Mother's Day comes nine months after Father's Day.

Confucius say… by the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.

Confucius say… karaoke is a Chinese word meaning tone deaf.

Confucius say… girl who sit on lap of jockey get hot tip.

Confucius say… those who get to big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

Confucius say… at the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.

Confucius say… man who comes into money, have sticky financial situation.

Confucius say… nurse who goes missing at beach, can be found under the doc.

Confucius say… man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

Confucius say… every woman with a curve, there are several men with angles.

Confucius say… putting teenager in prison, won't stop his face from breaking out.

Confucius say… old grave digger is called an elderberry.

Confucius say… man who kisses girl's behind, get a crack in the face.

Confucius say… sperm sample from Nobel Prize winner is called, 'Stroke of Genius.'

Confucius say… every teenager should get a high school education… even if they already know everything.

Confucius say… he who stick head in open window get pane in neck.

Confucius say… all men eat, but Fu Manchu.

Confucius say… Mother Nature's best aphrodisiac is still a naked woman.

Confucius say… carry a rabbit in a storm and the wind will blow the hare in your face.

Confucius say… he who eat cookies in bed will wake up feeling crumby.

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