Author: Confucius

Confucius say… two wrongs may not make a right; but two Wrights made an airplane.

Confucius say… man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!

Confucius say… never take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

Confucius say… man who run in front of car get tired.

Confucius say… best way to cure water on the brain is with a tap on the head.

Confucius say… every teenager should get a high school education… even if they already know everything.

Confucius say… best defense against rape, is to beat off attacker.

Confucius say… balloon factory will go out of business if it can't keep up with inflation.

Confucius say… grease monkey who go to bed without bathing wake up oily in the morning.

Confucius say… butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders.

Confucius say… creative Chinese chef without utensils can still find ways to stir soup.

Confucius say… heat must travel faster than cold because, it is easy to catch a cold.

Confucius say… girl who have red hair have red hair, by cracky.

Confucius say… 400 pound lady, who likes both men and women, is a bisexual built for two.

Confucius say… bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

Confucius say… he who stick head in open window get pane in neck.

Confucius say… is impossible to sling mud with clean hands.

Confucius say… there is one thing that all smart asses have in common… wise cracks

Confucius say… he who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing.

Confucius say… baby conceived in back seat of automatic car grow up to be shiftless bastard.

Confucius say… woman will be queen of the sewers, if she has accessible manhole.