Author: Confucius

Confucius say… Amish woman's secret fantasy is two Mennonite.

Confucius say… who mix poison ivy with four leaf clover, have rash of good luck.

Confucius say… is impossible to sling mud with clean hands.

Confucius say… man who make love to cash register, come into money.

Confucius say… best way for university student to turn their life completely around is to get 90 degrees.

Confucius say… if you turn Oriental around, he become disoriented.

Confucius say… he who hesitates is probably right.

Confucius say… couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week.

Confucius say… learn to masturbate… come in handy.

Confucius say… if woman meets a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift, she should exchange him.

Confucius say… he who stick head in oven get baked bean.

Confucius say… chicken is result of a sitting hen, while a baby is the result of standing cock.

Confucius say… even a fish can escape being caught, if it keeps its mouth shut.

Confucius say… man who drops watch in toilet bound to have crappy time.

Confucius say… best way to keep your word is not to give it.

Confucius say… kiss on the lips is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.

Confucius say… woman like dollar bill; hard to pickup, but worth effort.

Confucius say… he who sleep on bed of nails, is indeed a holy man.

Confucius say… man who live in glass house should change in basement.

Confucius say… relationship is the opportunity to do something you hate with someone you love.

Confucius say… politician is one who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.













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