Author: Confucius Page 2

Confucius say… man is only as faithful as his options.

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Confucius say… man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons.

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Confucius say… best way for university student to turn their life completely around is to get 90 degrees.

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Confucius say… woman who put right number of candles on her birthday cake, playing with fire.

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Confucius say… wise man buy prunes… get good run for money.

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Confucius say… man who fall into an upholstery machine, eventually be fully recovered.

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Confucius say… if you think you’re going to sum up your whole life on this little bit of paper, you’re crazy.

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Confucius say… man who eat sweets take up two seats.

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Confucius say… cow with no legs, ground beef.

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Confucius say… smart ass is someone who can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you what flavor it is.

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Confucius say… man who have circumcision lose foresight.

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Confucius say… worm that falls asleep in King Arthur’s apple will wake up in middle of knight.

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Confucius say… if woman meets a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift, she should exchange him.

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Confucius say… woman who dates gambler, gets cheated on.

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Confucius say… who eats photograph of his Dad is soon spitting image of his father.

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Confucius say… to circumcise whale, send down four skin divers.

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Confucius say… man who pulls on woman's bra-strap, may get bust in mouth.

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Confucius say… man with hard problem usually give it to woman.

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Confucius say… who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax, doesn't know if he's coming or going.

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Confucius say… learn to masturbate… come in handy.

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Confucius say… the useless skin around a penis is called a man.

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