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Author: Confucius Page 3
Confucius say… handkerchief should be called "cold storage."
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Confucius say… man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
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Confucius say… man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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Confucius say… Van Gogh was a painter because he didn't have an ear for music.
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Confucius say… who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth.
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Confucius say… people are like teabags – you don't know how strong they are until you put them in hot water.
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Confucius say… woman who gives away free potato chips, will offer you a free Lay.
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Confucius say… few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
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Confucius say… man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
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Confucius say… nan who piss into the wind wear yellow shoes.
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Confucius say… if you want your dreams to come true, don't oversleep.
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Confucius say… woman is the only hunter who uses herself for bait.
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Confucius say… fool and his money are soon partners.
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Confucius say… two wrongs may not make a right; but two Wrights made an airplane.
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Confucius say… man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.
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Confucius say… squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.
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Confucius say… grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your children.
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Confucius say… dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs.
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Confucius say… just one letter makes all the difference between here and there.
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Confucius say… happiness is not a destination, but manner of traveling.
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Confucius say… argument between pharmacist and a patient is called a pill owe fight.
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