Author: Confucius Page 3

Confucius say… handkerchief should be called "cold storage."

Confucius say… man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Confucius say… man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Confucius say… Van Gogh was a painter because he didn't have an ear for music.

Confucius say… who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth.

Confucius say… people are like teabags – you don't know how strong they are until you put them in hot water.

Confucius say… woman who gives away free potato chips, will offer you a free Lay.

Confucius say… few things are harder to put up with than a good example.

Confucius say… man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Confucius say… nan who piss into the wind wear yellow shoes.

Confucius say… if you want your dreams to come true, don't oversleep.

Confucius say… woman is the only hunter who uses herself for bait.

Confucius say… fool and his money are soon partners.

Confucius say… two wrongs may not make a right; but two Wrights made an airplane.

Confucius say… man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.

Confucius say… squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.

Confucius say… grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your children.

Confucius say… dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs.

Confucius say… just one letter makes all the difference between here and there.

Confucius say… happiness is not a destination, but manner of traveling.

Confucius say… argument between pharmacist and a patient is called a pill owe fight.