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Confucius say… gay man in Chinese restaurant will order sum yung guy.

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Confucius say… bachelor is a man who is footloose and fiancée-free.

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Confucius say… house without toilet is uncanny.

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Confucius say… if you turn Oriental around, he become disoriented.

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Confucius say… before giving someone a piece of your mind, make sure you have enough to spare.

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Confucius say… food that goes rotten while being transported to the store is "un-pallet-able."

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Confucius say… Jamaican proctologist is called Pok-e-mon.

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Confucius say… Chinese couple who have white baby, name it Sum Ting Wong.

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Confucius say… never argue with a fool… he may be doing the same thing.

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Confucius say… cigarette is a pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, fire at one end, fool at the other.

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Confucius say… newscaster who reports hurricanes, knows how to talk up a storm.

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Confucius say… easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

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Confucius say… if your girlfriend starts smoking… you’re going too fast.

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Confucius say… forbidden fruits make many jams.

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Confucius say… woman who wears padded bra, makes mountains out of molehills.

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Confucius say… 400 pound lady, who likes both men and women, is a bisexual built for two.

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Confucius say… girl's best asset is her ‘lie' ability.

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Confucius say… worst thing a wife can get on her twenty fifth wedding anniversary is morning sickness.

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Confucius say… marriage is like a bank account – you put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

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Confucius say… man bobbing up and down in corn field is not planting grain.

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Confucius say… man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

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