Author: Confucius Page 5

Confucius say… fool and his money are soon partners.

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Confucius say… lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.

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Confucius say… man who make love to cash register, come into money.

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Confucius say… with one chopstick go hungry.

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Confucius say… time flies like an arrow… fruit flies like bananas.

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Confucius say… part-time bandleaders should be called 'semi-conductors'.

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Confucius say… prostitute with her hand in her panties is self employed.

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Confucius say… who checks out woman's package, doesn't always work for UPS.

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Confucius say… since a lawyer joined the nudist colony, he hasn't had a suit.

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Confucius say… man who kisses girl's behind, get a crack in the face.

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Confucius say… penis is the only thing that a woman hopes she will find hard to handle.

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Confucius say… man who put wick into wrong candle get burned.

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Confucius say… gay man, who go on far, far away trip, hate leave friends behind.

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Confucius say… economy will go up and down when country is run by yo-yo's.

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Confucius say… happiness is not a destination, but manner of traveling.

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Confucius say… woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy.

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Confucius say… a flower goes through much dirt before it blooms.

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Confucius say… man’s wife his better half, mistress his better whole.

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Confucius say… heat must travel faster than cold because, it is easy to catch a cold.

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Confucius say… husbands are like fires… they go out when left unattended.

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Confucius say… lovers in triangle not on square.

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