Author: Country expression

You need to count your fingers after shaking hands with him.

Go hog wild

It daddied itself

As tired as a whore on nickel night.

Well, cut my legs off and call me shorty.

Her butt is as wide as a corn picker.

Well, shut my mouth.

Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!

Broke out with money

You're diggin’ your own grave.

Fix your plate.

I suwanne.

Happy as a clam at high tide

Queer as a three dollar bill.

I wouldn't give you air if you were in a jug.

His face was all plowed up

He's only got one oar in the water.

Can’t hear thunder

It's raining harder than a cow pissing on a flat rock.

Dumb as a sack of doorknobs

I feel like a dog's breakfast.

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