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He was so fat it was easier to go over top of him than around him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He don’t know daylight from dark.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
It’s two degrees hotter than the hinges of Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She couldn't keep her dress down.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Promiscuous
Slower than a Sunday afternoon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It's hotter than Georgia asphalt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
This ain’t the first time I’ve brought chicken to a fish fry.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Made a mistake
Other expressions
Where do you fall?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In birth order of your siblings
Oldest youngest or middle child
Other expressions
Watermelon talk
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fills you up with no substance
Idle talk
Other expressions
It's come a cloud.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It's going to storm
Other expressions
like trying to herd cats
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An impossible task
Other expressions
Something very difficult
Held his hind leg
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Was best man at his wedding
I've sallyjacked the potato salad.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I've made too much potato salad
Other expressions
Pull in your horns.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
Other expressions
Relax
Can't get blood from a turnip.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wasn’t to no age.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Wasn’t old enough (to drive - marry - drink etc.)
Gooder’n snuff and not half as dusty
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
I’m fixin’ to show you what a whuppin’ is all about!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
Took the preachers seat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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When someone fell on their butt
I’m as confused as a termite in a yo-yo.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
He looked like Death sucking a sponge.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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