Author: Country expression

Tall hog at the trough

When poverty comes in the front door, love goes out the back.

If i was feelin any better i'd give five dollars for a good headache.

Long as a month of Sundays.

He’s as tough as a boot.

How long is a piece of string?

Sweatin’ like a $2 whore in church

Like a buzzard in a tree waiting for a mule to die

It's hotter than the four sides of Hell.

Don’t jus’ stand there with yer fanger in yer mouth!

You couldn't hit sand if you fell off a camel.

I hope she lives to a 150 and looks it.

Darn it, I tumped over my tea.

Who do you favor?

Old as dirt

Crying like a pine knot in a sawmill.

Scripted down

He’s busier than a one legged man in a butt kickin’ contest.

I’m fixin' to run over to the bank.

I wouldn’t piss in his ear if his brain was on fire.

Mend fences.

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