Author: Country expression

Jump the broomstick

A near man with a dollar.

It's come a cloud.

That is to much pumpkin for a nickel.

I'm fixin' to go down the road a piece.

To think hard of

If you lie down with dogs, you’ll get up with fleas.

Uglier than the southbound end of a northbound donkey.

Panting like a lizard on a hot rock

He ain't sawing logs, he's clearing brush.

It's cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table.

Forty eleven

Lower than a snake in a wagon track.

You don’t know shit from apple butter!

It's cold enough to hang meat in here.

I'll slap you to sleep, then slap you for sleepin.

If you told her to haul butt, she would have to make two trips.

It’s hotter than a goat’s ass in a pepper patch.

He's as mad as a wet hen.

I wouldn't trade you for a farm in Georgia.

Cute as a sack full of puppies.

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