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Author: Country expression
If you can't hang with the big dawgs, get off the porch!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Same as ‘if you can’t stand the heat get out of the kitchen’
Built like a brick shithouse
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Very strong and well-built
It's your little red wagon, you can push it or pull it.
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It’s your decision
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Don’t care if I do.
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An acceptance
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You didn’t pick up a crooked stick.
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You picked a good mate
Ready with his hat and slow with his money
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Don't get your tit in a ringer!
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Miscellaneous
Calm down
Don’t get excited
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Ain’t got both oars in the water
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Other euphemisms
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You might as well play Hob with the hoe-handle!
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A useless endeavor
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You're wasting your time
So ugly the tide wouldn’t take her out.
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It's like trying to nail Jell-O
®
to a wall.
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Miscellaneous
Doing something useless/hopeless
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She’s so stubborn she’d argue with a stop sign.
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Stubbornness
Her butt is two axe handles wide.
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So ugly no fly would land on ‘em
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I'm so hungry I could eat my elbows.
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Hunger
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If a cow had wheels, it would be a milk truck.
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So what's your point?
Couldn't run a bath!
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Mend fences.
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Miscellaneous
End a feud
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Settle differences
She’s got more than one mule in her stable.
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She has more than one lover
Quicker than a cat can lick’s its ass
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Miscellaneous
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Quickly
Have no axe to grind
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Miscellaneous
Have no gripe
No strong opinion
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