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Author: Country expression Page 2
It's gonna be a gully washer.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rain
Refers to a large rain storm
That boy wouldn’t work in a pie factory, afraid he’d get full and have to quit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
It’s so hot I could spit fire.
Country expression
Expressions
Other expressions
He don’t know daylight from dark.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
Spread the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Set the table for dinner
I’m covered up.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
Panting like a lizard on a hot rock
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Breathing
Other expressions
Panting
Sunday-go-to-meeting clothes
Country expression
Miscellaneous
One’s best clothes
Other expressions
You’re trying to push a rope.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A futile activity
Other expressions
Don’t let your mouth write a check that your ass can’t cash.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t make statements that you can’t back up
Other expressions
Do it up brown
Country expression
Miscellaneous
As something cooked to perfection
Do it right
Other expressions
If i was feelin any better i'd give five dollars for a good headache.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Don't worry 'bout the mule son, just load the wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t worry about things you can’t control just do your part
Other expressions
He’s three sheets in the wind.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drunk
Other expressions
You look like you were pulled through a knothole backwards.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To describe someone who looks tired and worn out
Every dog has his day.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Everyone shines someday
Other expressions
Fell down cup over kettle.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fell
Other expressions
Tripped
If you are in trouble and told to go out and cut your own switch…don’t come back with a little one…that ain’t going to work for ya.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Switch
He is one ass kicking away from being a pretty nice fellow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That land is so poor two red-headed women couldn’t raise a fuss on it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You might as well play Hob with the hoe-handle!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A useless endeavor
Other expressions
You're wasting your time
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