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Author: Country expression Page 2
Colder than a stepmother’s kiss
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I'll walk to town on that lip!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said to someone who's pouting
I feel like a lost ball in a high weed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Being lost
Confusion
Other expressions
He’s got a tough row to hoe
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Circumstances
Got a hard job ahead
Other expressions
Fan the door
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Keep the door open to let a breeze in
Other expressions
I feel like I've been chewed up and spit out.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
As stubborn as a blue-nose mule and as busy as a cranberry merchant.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Stubborn
I wouldn't trade you for a farm in Georgia.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Compliment
Other expressions
Narrow between the eyes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
We don’t air our dirty laundry out in public.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Talk about our business
He wants the earth and the moon with two strands of bob wire around it – and it white washed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Greed
Never satisfied
Other expressions
I’m covered up.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
Bless your pea-pickin' heart.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You plant a tater, you get a tater.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It shouldn’t surprise you
Other expressions
You reap what you sow.
You need to get you some bidness!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Spoken to a lazy or idle person
Like three feet up a bull’s ass
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dark
Other expressions
That boy wouldn’t work in a pie factory, afraid he’d get full and have to quit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
He acts like he is 10 feet tall and bullet proof.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Conceit
He's full of himself
Other expressions
If brains was grease, he couldn’t slick the head of a pin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I'm so hungry I could eat my elbows.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hunger
Other expressions
I could eat the horse and chase the jockey.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Being hungry
Other expressions
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